Why do girls get to have all the fun??


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Kamikaze Midget said:
MEN GOT THE SHAFT!

Of course they did, that's what makes them men. In the tone of one of our resident mages "It may behoove you to take some classes, to attain the understanding of sex education." :D

Tsyr said:
That actualy brings up a good point. If a character changed sex magicly, would they be able to take the class if they were now a woman? What if they were a woman, now a man? Or what if the class is taken, but THEN the gender changes... does the class benefits go away?

That does bring up a good point. I suppose there are other PrC requirements that could be lost too. I would think you would lose the special abilities of the PrC until you could regain the requirements, but I am not sure.

KaeYoss said:
Those people are called heterosexual women, in my book (Although not all of them would let them be seduced by just any male gigolo in 5 minutes.;)).

No self respecting woman allows herself to be seduced in 5 minutes. IMO

smkun said:
I'd like th see her try to seduce one of the Eunuch Warlocks :) !!

Aww come on, there is more to seducing a man other than making him rise to the bait, so to speak. :D

MeepoTheMighty said:
Er...how could a DM make a female PC pregnant as part of a storyline with or without her consent?

Not the same thing, but I have a friend that in his campaign one of the characters is a Psion who had taken over the body of a beholder. Problem is, that they psychies (sp?) got stuck in the wrong bodies and that character just found out that his beholder body is pregnant. :)
 

Dragongirl said:

Not the same thing, but I have a friend that in his campaign one of the characters is a Psion who had taken over the body of a beholder. Problem is, that they psychies (sp?) got stuck in the wrong bodies and that character just found out that his beholder body is pregnant. :)

Beholders give birth? I always figured they laid eggs.
 

MeepoTheMighty said:
Beholders give birth? I always figured they laid eggs.

My friend has a 2E product on Beholders, "I, Beholder" or something like that. Believe it says they give live birth. He is on vacation or else I would ask him.
 

Dude, aparently somebody doubts my ability to make an obvious reference to a peice of the male anatomy. :D

Meanwhile, I would think that most of the abilities would remain. It's a cultural thing that you have to be this gender to be trained in this class. If your gender changed, you'd probably be unable to gain any more levels in it, but you won't loose abilities already gained. IMHO.
 

Dragongirl said:
My friend has a 2E product on Beholders, "I, Beholder" or something like that. Believe it says they give live birth
it's called "I, Tyrant" and indeed, beholders have live births to children who are one-sixth the mother's size and can speak from the moment they're born :eek:
 

Mr Fidgit said:
it's called "I, Tyrant" and indeed, beholders have live births to children who are one-sixth the mother's size and can speak from the moment they're born :eek:

Ah thanks, I didn't think "I, Beholder" sounded right when I was typing it. :)
 

All prestige classes work the same way (unless otherwise stated in an "ex-thingie" paragraph for the "thingie" prestige class): when you lose a requirement, you lose all special abilities granted by this class (but you keep BAB, saves, HD, hp and skills).

So, a female-only prestige class member who somehow change sex lose all his formerly-her special power.

Similarly, an Eunuch Warlock who get the benefit of a Regeneration effect to regain his malehood lose his EW special powers (Mighty Spells and bonus slots -- these things sucks nonetheless, I always found that class' only purpose is to create villains far below their CR).

And doh!, I completely forgot the Rashemen witch class from the FRCS. Note, however, that these witches comes from Rashemen, not from Rashewomen, so it should balance out... (What, my sense of humor is so bad it could frighten a troll ? But it do !)

For ways of getting a female PC pregnants against her will, look at Shark's thread entitled "Madness, Rape, Slavery, and War !"...
Otherwise, even without pills or condoms, it is possible for a girl to enjoy boys without risking getting pregnant (although this require practices that could be banned and seen with disgust in some cultures).

KaeYoss, maybe that virgin-only PrC you saw was the Shield Maiden from Asgard 5 or 6 ? I personally found such a requirement makes it a class totally unsuited for PCs, unless it is precised powers are not lost. Otherwise, she's screwed if she's screwed (I should be ashamed by such a bad pun, I really should). By the way, someone was talking about unicorns: they make poor cohorts for the same reason.

Moe Ronalds, that's "chauvinist".

Dragongirl:

No self respecting woman allows herself to be seduced in 5 minutes. IMO

Not all women are self-respecting, however.

Aww come on, there is more to seducing a man other than making him rise to the bait, so to speak.

This depends on the man in question, I'm afraid.

And so, beholders (I, Tyrant = Eye Tyrant: their humor is even worse than mine) don't lay eggs ? I was sure they did. Strange. Must have to do with beholder hivemothers and hive cities. Well, at least it's not something foul like the mind flayer's way of reproduction.

Is there any feat or class with a requirement of hermaphrodism or genderlessness, by the way ?



We also have the Song Dragon (from Monsters of Faerûn, formerly known in 2e as weredragons) who, when polymorphing into human form, are always female, regardless of the actual dragon's sex. It must be a bit weird for the male song dragon, to switch sex this way. I even wonder if he could get pregnant in such a form (and give birth to a half-dragon).
 

plus some more

Theres a spell, I don't know what it's called or what level it is, but it's a necromancy.

It makes the target make a fortitude same or become pregnant (even men:eek: ), in one round they have a baby, women are dealt 2d6 temp con damage, and men are dealt 4d6 temp con damage. In 2 (or 4, I can't remember) rounds, it grows into a exact copy of you (same everything, just not your items) with the fiendish template, and its entire goal in life is to kill YOU:eek:
 

If you don't like it and you're the GM, change it.

Bam -- problem solved. In my upcoming campaign, the sexes are functionally equal in just about every way other than biological (humanity followed the example of the gods, half of whom were female and who were as active and violent as the males).

--Sam L-L
 

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