Frat pulls up a chair and says, "Thanks for the invite kind sir! Creatures you want, creatures we got. Where to start...well there is a reason I seal this place up tight at night, you see (as his voice drops almost to a whisper) first there be the undead. Yep, this town is haunted. I swear it has something to do with that meat over at Luby's. I've seen the zombies myself, horrid creatures shuffling and moaning around the streets at night. My friend Umbek was out one night and swears 4 of them zombies tried to corner him in an alley. Just barely escaped with his life. Then there are the bugbears just outside of town to the east. Nasty creatures just want to kill and eat people. Did you see the Wyvern circling just outside of town? Swoops down on unsuspecting folks and carries them off to its lair who knows where. Usually just eats pigs and cattle but it is not opposed to snatching a dwarf or two. Then there is the beholder Rithdri. Rumor has it that it holes up in a cave to the west of town. Somehow it lures a person or two every month to serve its evil whims. So adventurers, that enough creatures for you? Oh, and thanks for sharing the Perrona sir!" as Frat pulls out a previously unseen small tankard and sets it on the table. "Yep, you are wise indeed to spend the night here with me at the Axe."
