Worst Character Name

[BiggusGeekus]

Perry Farrel (the guy was wearing a Jane's Addiction t-shirt and couldn't think of a name)

Juan Tumany (I actually thought this was kind of clever)

 

[Pharaxes]

My brother had Snatch the thief. My first PC I created was called Volt the elf.

 

[Henry@home]

My brother had Snatch the thief. My first PC I created was called Volt the elf.

Y'know, my mind went totally into the gutter when I read that first name.

I gotta get out more.

Tsyr - Weaver ain't so bad. It kind of reminds me of a spellcaster - a "Weaver" of magics.

It sure beats a last name like "Dick". How much ribbing do you think Philip K. Dick and Tim Allen get?

(Tim Allen the comedian's real name is Timothy Allen Dick.)

At a local college, there is one professor named (I kid you not) Dick Puffer.

Weaver is a wonderful name.

 

[Holy Bovine]

My eye doctor's full name is Alfred Harold Dick.

But he goes by his middle name.

So in the phonebook you can find the eye doctor;

A. Harry Dick

No word of a lie.

 

[CrusaderX]

What's that? Someone dissing B1 In Search of the Unknown? I won't stand for it!

I have my copy of B1 handy let's just look at those 'awful names' shall we.

*snip*

LOL! Thanks for the trip down memory lane! Actually, I loved the B1 module - it's just the names that made me shudder. But I haven't actually read the module in many, many years, so I forgot most of them. Thank you (I think) for the jolt of wacky D&D nostalgia.

 

[Zarrock God of Evil]

Ok, that's it. I'm officialy upset with my last name.

"Weaver"

Ok, it's fine I suppose... good, solid name, sorta bland, but nice and solid... I'd always been fine with it though...

Now I find out someone has the lastname Thunderborn?

No fair.

No fair I tell you.

Lol. My real name is René Thorup Løkke Borg which means the following in Danish:

Thorup: Thor in the High
Løkke: A special sort of knot
Borg: Fortress or Castle....

But don't worry Danes have names like Schmidt (Smith) and a slew of *****sen names as well

-Zarrock

 

[Richards]

Let's see, when my cousin first introduced me to AD&D, he insisted on using a character named Biggus Dickus.

I once played in a campaign with a guy who had a half-ogre fighter named Stomper Door-Opener.

My son ran a gnome thief named Jonik, who for some reason or another ended up being called "Big Daddy J."

He also had a fighter/rogue named Aurelion, who was nicknamed "Pee-Break" after he got separated from the party by a summon insect swarm. By the time he made it back, the rest of the party had already taken down the enemies, and they asked him if he was off taking a pee break while they did all the fighting. The name stuck.

My brother Joseph was DMing for one of his friends in a solo game, and the guy insisted that Joseph provide him with an assassin NPC and a cleric NPC. So Joseph said, "Fine: You meet up with two guys who want to hire on. One's an assassin, and one's a cleric. Their names are Findor and Keepor." And sure enough, Findor and Keepor kept every single bit of treasure that the party encountered from that point on.

 

[Azure Trance]

My friends character

Who Me
Yie Me

Every other conversation concerning him would go something like, He need who to - who? Who? Or, what's your name, "Who?" You. Who?

Like Costellos whose on first, what's on second, etc.

 

[drowdude]

Ooozebluff... 2E half-elf with a 06 charisma


Then there was this dude that played a ranger named Robin-Hood and loved Conan sooooo freaking much that he had Conan the First... Conan the Second... Conan the Third... and so on and so forth

 

[madriel]

You think Weaver is bad? Try Smith. *sighs*

A guy in my group named his rogue Phil. Just Phil. No last name. My fiance's fighter in that campaign is a bunch of Hs and Rs and Gs that sounds like a cat hacking up a hairball. My rogue was the unpronounceable Thea Norwyn. Did you say Ther Northwind? Thud Norbin? Tea Narwee?


My brother's threatening to name his next character Grok.