Worst movies ever....

[TiQuinn]

Worst movie of all time?

Any Dolph Lundgren movie.

Actually, I'd have to go with "The Avengers". Given the cast, the budget, and the built-in fan interest, there was no reason that the movie had to suck THAT badly. It was after that movie that I decided to really, really pay attention to whoever is directing the movie. If he's never made a good movie before, he isn't going to now. Otherwise known as the Paul W.S. Anderson theory.

 

[Maraxle]

Worst movie that I have EVER seen is easily Freddy Got Fingered. Nothing else even comes close. I think that if I ever met Tom Gren I'd still want to punch him the mouth for this one.

I can't disagree with any of that.

 

[Piratecat]

Even more than the D&D movie, I hated Batman and Robin; I watched it on a plane, and was honestly embarrassed to have purchased the headphones. Joel Schumacher must die.

 

[diaglo]

Kids ( my wife and i took my niece to see this. she was just starting college.)


D&D the Movie (i waited 20+ years for this one. i camped out the night before with my wife to be the first to see it. i still owe my wife. one of those forever curses)


Titanic (i fell asleep. i already knew the darn ship was gonna sink. they didn't need 3 hours of drivel to get the point across)

 

[MrFilthyIke]

I will defend Howard the Duck and Battlefield Earth, at least. I enjoyed them as mind fluff, and don't feel ripped off at having paid to see them. What I thought was bad of the films I've seen in the past few years (and I don't see too many)
was:

Ice Age - boring and unfunny, not even cute.
Dungeons and Dragons - the audience damn near demanded a refund.

Most others were ok, or good.

And Manos: Hands of Fate was a great film...with Joel and crew sitting
at the bottom of the screen.

 

[Gnarlo]

Batman and Robin and The Avengers, both of them for the same three offenses: 1) Having so many "stars" that should have been able to realize what drek they were producing, 2) Producing such utter garbage out of favored childhood memories, and 3) making movies with Uma Thurman that I can't stand to watch, no matter how much I stalk....errrr...... like her.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Most of the movies mentioned are certainly bad, but worst ever? Yeah highlander 2 was bad, but I still will watch it if there is nothing better on. I have seen many bad, bad, bad sci-fi/fantasy movies but none rate as worst ever. For worst ever you have to go to things that make you regret wasting the last 2 hours of your life which you know you will never get back. Things that make you want to kill yourself before EVER watching again. For this I have 2 selections.

The Scarlet Letter w/Demi Moore. As the New York Times Magazine review said, it was loosely based on Hawthornes book much like methane is loosely based on cows. I saw it with the lowest expectations possible thinking it couldn't realy be that bad. Now my life is two hours shorter and that time could have been spent more pleasurably being drawn and quartered. If you read this and think maybe I will rent it to see how bad it is you will be making the largest mistake of your life.

The Wild Racers. Maybe not as bad as the Scarlet Letter but equaly pointless. 2 hours of F-1 race scenes intersperced with couples wandering around European cites looking at the landmarks to realy bad love songs. No really, there was no plot at all that I could discearn. Probably the most pointless movie I have ever seen.

 

[Gnarlo]

For worst ever you have to go to things that make you regret wasting the last 2 hours of your life which you know you will never get back. Things that make you want to kill yourself before EVER watching again.

Oh, if this is your criteria, then it's the porn movie Sumo Sue and the Fat Ladies of Wrestling my roommate the Spud Ninja rented in college. Bad in the "I'd like to claw my memory of it out of my mind with an icepick" kind of way.

 

[thalmin]

Most of the movies mentioned are certainly bad, but worst ever? Yeah highlander 2 was bad, but I still will watch it if there is nothing better on.

What, you don't get infomercials, the Home Shopping Network, or snow on your TV?

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Oh, if this is your criteria, then it's the porn movie Sumo Sue and the Fat Ladies of Wrestling my roommate the Spud Ninja rented in college. Bad in the "I'd like to claw my memory of it out of my mind with an icepick" kind of way.

Exactly