Worst movies ever....

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Oh, let's see... positively abhorrent movies?

Battlefield Earth

Mission Impossible 2

Pearl Harbor

Roland Emmerich's "Godzilla"

Of course, none of these are quite as bad as Dracula 2000, which has to be the worst piece of dreck I've ever seen in a theater. It's bad by vampire-movie standards, even...

 

[Joshua Randall]

I can't believe it hasn't been mentioned yet:

Stomp Tokyo

No, it's not a movie; it's a web site about bad movies.

 

[Pants]

Freddy Got Fingered is the only movie that has ever caused me physical pain.
How High shows off Method Man and Redman's impressive acting skills as they coke up Harvard Universty. Oh yeah

Spoiler

Benjamin Franklin created the first bong. sdahkjfshdkjhkahfsafdhsdah.

. PAIN.
Dungeons and Dragons gets a nomination from me for being 'so bad it's stupid.'

 

[Caliber]

I have luckily avoided most of the candidates here. Of the movies I have seen.

I most regretted seeing "Spawn". The one redeeming feature was an african-american superhero. Other than that, I want my 2 hours back (and my friend made me see it on an expensive night (not tuesday) too!)

I walked away from "Hell comes to Frogtown" (Rowdy Roddy Piper impregnates female america in a world where most men are sterile and mutant frog-men kidnap women...no this is not a dream...)

A scary movie (not bad but unexpected) was Mee Pok Man, which I thought would be a love story, and sort of was, except it began to involve necrophilia (and not in a good way). From this experience I learn to avoid foreign movies when I am dating someone, unless I have already seen the movie in question.

I LOVE Hell Comes to Frogtown (in a purely platonic way, I assure you. Wasn't he in another post-apocalyptic movie where his only friend was a dog? (or maybe that was Frogtown ...)

If we're dropping links for sites about bad movies, you can't beat Bad Movies.org

Its where I found out about Meet the Feebles, the horrible movie that still haunts me and my friends dreams at night.

 

[Asmo]

I´m surprised that no one mentioned the productions with Jean-Claude Van Damme such as Street Fighter or Knock Off. These are really -and I mean it-really bad movies.
From a review:
"In case I haven't yet made it clear enough, Knock Off is the worst movie of Van Damme's career and possibly the worst movie of the decade."

Asmo

 

[tetsujin28]

None of you know bad movies. Most of the ones you've mentioned are in the category of A) So bad they're a hoot (Manos), or B) What else did you expect? It's Hollywood (The Core, Batman and Robin &c.)

I'll tell you bad. I'll show you horror. At Long Last Love, once-talented Peter Bogdanovich's mess of a Cole Porter musical starring...Cybil Shephard and Burt Reynolds. And it's nearly two hours long.

Suffer, kids...suffer...

 

[tetsujin28]

making movies with Uma Thurman that I can't stand to watch, no matter how much I stalk....errrr...... like her.

That, sir, is the real crime

 

[Kahuna Burger]

Hudson Hawk, Ack!! A horrendous movie with Bruce Willis! Bad acting, bad story, bad everything.

I liked Hudson hawk... it was just silly and fun...

while agree with many of the others, I'll try to throw out some new blood...

"Fargo." Yes, fargo. Yes it was nominated for best picture. and becaue of that nomination, my bf and I just kept watching the movie, saying to each other "It has to get better, it was a nominee... right?" And it DIDN'T GET BETTER! it got worse... and worse... ugh.

Kahuna Burger

 

[trilobite]

"Fargo." Yes, fargo. Yes it was nominated for best picture. and becaue of that nomination, my bf and I just kept watching the movie, saying to each other "It has to get better, it was a nominee... right?" And it DIDN'T GET BETTER! it got worse... and worse... ugh.

Kahuna Burger

Oh man! I really liked Fargo! Well I guess to each their own.

 

[Pseudonym]

Ah, memories. I once took a date to see the Postman, because the alternative was Titanic, and we didn't want to sit through a movie that long. Funny in hindsight...

Most of my personal "Worst Movie" list has been mentioned already; Dungeons and Dragons, Contact, Highlander 2, Waterworld et al. I'll had a special nomination for Wild Wild West; another movie I mistakenly took a date too. Oh my my my, was that movie horrible.