Worst movies ever....

[Qlippoth]

I would like to second the nomination of Freddy Got Fingered.
I used to like Tom Greene before this movie. Now if I ever see him I am going to personally demand my money back. If that doesn't work i'll just kick him in the nuts.

What, and give him enough material for a sequel?

One movie I got suckered into watching: the "reimagined" Planet of the Apes (aka Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch). Mr. Wahlberg projecting all the screen presence of a rock in the Forbidden Zone. The human female love interest stricken with perma-pout. And the final scene, which I took as a slap in the face to anyone still watching.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Batman and Robin and The Avengers, both of them for the same three offenses: 1) Having so many "stars" that should have been able to realize what drek they were producing, 2) Producing such utter garbage out of favored childhood memories, and 3) making movies with Uma Thurman that I can't stand to watch, no matter how much I stalk....errrr...... like her.

The Avengers at least had the one memorable and funny scene of the table of bad guys plotting to take over the world while wearing giant teddy bear suits.

 

[TracerBullet42]

The Avengers at least had the one memorable and funny scene of the table of bad guys plotting to take over the world while wearing giant teddy bear suits.

That is so true! I laughed at that scene. I guess that's one way to keep anonymity...

And I had completely forgotten about Tom Green. You could nominate any of his movies...he's so annoying! I don't understand why people think he's funny. All he does is say something stupid, and then say it louder. Why is that funny? I must've missed the part where that was funny...

 

[WayneLigon]

Batman and Robin, without a doubt. It's actually physically painful to attempt watching this thing.
Screamers, mainly because of knowing the story it's taken from. You want to bag on a PKD adaptation, pick this one.
Mortal Kombat II. After the first turned out to be surprisingly entertaining, we have this .. thing.

Those are still my top all time bad movies, even after seeing more recent stinkers such as House of the Dead. That came close to making #4.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Salo: 120 Days of Sodom

No, this is not pr0n. This was directed by Itallian director Paolo Pasolini in 1975 and was a retelling of the Marqi de Sade's exploits only set in 1944 facsist Italy. There are some who regard Pasolini as an artistic genius. A common praise I've heard of Pasoloini: "he was a poet at age 19!" My response: "who wasn't?"

The story starts off with four Italian facist leaders who -- sensing the demise of their government -- kidnap 16 teenagers and take them to an isolated manor. There they commit horrible deprivations and torture, all lovingly captured by the camera. Between the tortures, they sip congiac and philosophize on the virtues of facism. An aged prostitute eggs them on and relates stories of lusty torture from her childhood.

Its completely horrible. At one point I had to leave the room to dryheave over the commode. The movie ended and I was numb. Unenlighted, unchanlleged, and desperately in need of several very strong drinks.

Commonly I pique the interest of someone when I talk about this movie. They imagine themselves to be arty or dark or something I don't know what. All I can tell you is that a buddy of mine saw this in an arthouse theater filled with people wearing black and by the end of the movie he was one of about five people remaining in the theater. It isn't artsy. It's bad.

 

[TiQuinn]

The Avengers at least had the one memorable and funny scene of the table of bad guys plotting to take over the world while wearing giant teddy bear suits.

GACK!

Memorable....unfortunately, yes.

Funny? In a "I just paid $7 to watch this so I might as well laugh" kind of way.

Oh that movie was just so painful. I also lost a modicum of respect for Sean for that one.

 

[Particle_Man]

I have luckily avoided most of the candidates here. Of the movies I have seen.

I most regretted seeing "Spawn". The one redeeming feature was an african-american superhero. Other than that, I want my 2 hours back (and my friend made me see it on an expensive night (not tuesday) too!)

I walked away from "Hell comes to Frogtown" (Rowdy Roddy Piper impregnates female america in a world where most men are sterile and mutant frog-men kidnap women...no this is not a dream...)

A scary movie (not bad but unexpected) was Mee Pok Man, which I thought would be a love story, and sort of was, except it began to involve necrophilia (and not in a good way). From this experience I learn to avoid foreign movies when I am dating someone, unless I have already seen the movie in question.

 

[trilobite]

Humm let me see,

Showgirls, I walked out of that movie and demanded my money back, which I got. Even the T&A in it was terrible.

Hudson Hawk, Ack!! A horrendous movie with Bruce Willis! Bad acting, bad story, bad everything.

 

[TracerBullet42]

I walked away from "Hell comes to Frogtown" (Rowdy Roddy Piper impregnates female america in a world where most men are sterile and mutant frog-men kidnap women...no this is not a dream...)

That is the craziest thing I have ever heard...

 

[Particle_Man]

GACK!

Memorable....unfortunately, yes.

Funny? In a "I just paid $7 to watch this so I might as well laugh" kind of way.

Oh that movie was just so painful. I also lost a modicum of respect for Sean for that one.

I heard that Sean gave his agents instructions to never allow contact with the producer, director or writer in "The Avengers". So even HE agrees that it was a bad movie.