Worst movies ever....

[Brown Jenkin]

Then there was the 'comedy' with Sandra Bulloch in an alchohol rehab center. Filled with the most horrific cliche steretypes, unfunny jokes and poor attempts to tug on the heartstrings. It's so bad, I don't even remember what it was called.

That movie was 28 Days. I didn't mind it to much but then Sandra is on list of actresses who I don't care what movie they are in as long as I can watch her.

Then of course there is the sequal 28 Days Later.

 

[Hypersmurf]

There are offensive films (PotC, for example)...

Curious - offensive to whom? And why?

-Hyp.

 

[trilobite]

In sharp contrast to dreck like Pirates of the Caribbean

Now thats just crazy man's crazy talk!!!

 

[reapersaurus]

It's always amazing to me how people can fool themselves into saying (with any shred or pretense of objectivity) that films like Pirates of the Carribean and Contact could be some of the worst movies ever made.

I mean, it's like saying that Iman is one of the ugliest people who's ever lived.
You CAN say "I don't like the way she looks" or "I can't stand this one feature of her", but objectively, there's NO WAY that you can say she's ugly with any shred of objectivity.

Similarly, some of the movies listed here are not nearly a "worst movie ever", simply they are a movie that you hate, or a movie that many people like that you harbor a dark spot in your heart for (Fargo, Contact, PotC, etc).

There's a big difference.

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Worst movie ever? Siesta. Unfortunately, I bought the popcorn and missed the first minute of the film--Ellen Barkin's nude

Spoiler

(and dead)

body. That was the highlight of the film, and the friend who suggested we go apologized for years for that picking that one. Who else was in it? Martin Sheen, Isabella Rosselini, Jodie Foster, Grace Jones, Gabriel Byrne, Julian Sands, and uh, a few others I can't remember. It was the first film directed by Mary Lambert, who had directed Madonna vidoes and went on to direct Pet Sematary.

I am feeling the sudden urge to own Siesta on DVD. I can put it on my shelf next to Bluebeard (starring Richard Burton and Joey Heatherton), Satan's Cheerleaders (starring, uh, Yvonne DeCarlo and John Ireland), Plan 9 From Outer Space and The D&D Movie.

 

[Silver Moon]

I couldn't stand "Natural Born Killers"

 

[Hypersmurf]

Who else was in it? Martin Sheen, Isabella Rosselini, Jodie Foster, Grace Jones, Gabriel Byrne, Julian Sands, and uh, a few others I can't remember.

Wait, Gabriel Byrne and Julian Sands, and it was bad?

That must have taken some effort!

-Hyp.

 

[Kahuna Burger]

Wait, Gabriel Byrne and Julian Sands, and it was bad?

That must have taken some effort!

-Hyp.

I'm more impresse that it was bad with jodie foster. I [heart] Jodie...

Kahuna Burger

 

[Hypersmurf]

I'm more impresse that it was bad with jodie foster.

Well, admittedly, Julian Sands was in Warlock 2, so he's not an absolute guarantee

-Hyp.

 

[Skade]

That movie was 28 Days. I didn't mind it to much but then Sandra is on list of actresses who I don't care what movie they are in as long as I can watch her.

Then of course there is the sequal 28 Days Later.

I have to agree with you on Sandra Bullock,I can't tell you why but I'll watch whatever romantic comedy she churns out.

I'm going to nominate the Fearless Vampire Hunters, starring and directed by Roman Polanski as one of the worst movies ever made. It never fully became either a horror movie, a comedy, a campy T&A movie or anything else. It just meandered around for an hour and a half. Yet, I never turned it off. I was transfixed.