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Worst Puns you ever did.
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In my homebrew CITY terrible puns are one of the building blocks of matter. You can read about them in the Story Hour in my sig... if you have nothing better to do.
Some of my player's favorites, ie, the ones they threatened to hit me for...
... a tribe of grass skirt-wearing tropical barbarians who fancied themselves the Master Race called, obviously, the Polyneecheeans (say it out loud)...
... who once attacked the Shrine of St. Tarte's Bodice, run by the Mother Superior Tawny Portal (It was her stage name, she was a former exotic dancer).
... a black magician named Dr. Mephisophocles, with an imp familiar named Doubting Thomas.
... a gang of incompetent swordsmen called 'The Yu-tang Clan'.
... a cut-rate vice district called 'the Blue-Light District', home of the 'Blue Light Specials'...
... which was run by a colorful thieves guild called the 'Troupe Bleu d'Homme'.
... a priest, gambling den owner, and pimp named 'the Right Reverened Don Magic Wand'. He used to own a magic wand. With a succubus in it.
Some of my player's favorites, ie, the ones they threatened to hit me for...
... a tribe of grass skirt-wearing tropical barbarians who fancied themselves the Master Race called, obviously, the Polyneecheeans (say it out loud)...
... who once attacked the Shrine of St. Tarte's Bodice, run by the Mother Superior Tawny Portal (It was her stage name, she was a former exotic dancer).
... a black magician named Dr. Mephisophocles, with an imp familiar named Doubting Thomas.
... a gang of incompetent swordsmen called 'The Yu-tang Clan'.
... a cut-rate vice district called 'the Blue-Light District', home of the 'Blue Light Specials'...
... which was run by a colorful thieves guild called the 'Troupe Bleu d'Homme'.
... a priest, gambling den owner, and pimp named 'the Right Reverened Don Magic Wand'. He used to own a magic wand. With a succubus in it.
Ao the Overkitty
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I need to name some place Cognito, so wen the PCs visit, I can say they're In Cognito.
This weekend, my female Rogue tried to jump on top of an open sarcophagus to gain higher ground on a wraith. Rolled a 9. blergh. DM ruled that I fell into the sarcophagus on top of the skeleton inside.
DM: You're making out with the skeleton now!
Me: now that's a boner.
another player: She must have really wanted to jump his bones.
DM: You're making out with the skeleton now!
Me: now that's a boner.
another player: She must have really wanted to jump his bones.
krichaiushii
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No specific situations, just lots of fondly remembered conversations degrading into who could get certain puns in first.
"That was an 'arrowing experience!"
"I sword of get your point."
"Please, spear me your puns."
"Why? I thought you were rather armourous of them."
"Look at the way he is staring daggers at you!"
"Should I axe him to stop?"
"Not until he bows to my superior punning!"
"Look, I do not garrote all for these comments!"
"That was an 'arrowing experience!"
"I sword of get your point."
"Please, spear me your puns."
"Why? I thought you were rather armourous of them."
"Look at the way he is staring daggers at you!"
"Should I axe him to stop?"
"Not until he bows to my superior punning!"
"Look, I do not garrote all for these comments!"
Thunderfoot
Hero
It could have been wores - he could have renamed them the Suck-Hotash Mountains - talk about corny..Thyrkill said:
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