Worst Puns you ever did.

[BaldHero]

i once had characters recovering from an ambush in a quiet gnome village.
When they learned that their gear had been crated up, they asked to have it returned.
Their gnome friend handed them a short stick with a dead blackbird strapped to the end of it.

They had to wave the stick over the magic crate to open it and get their gear.
It was of course, a crowbar.
L.

 

[kenobi65]

i once had characters recovering from an ambush in a quiet gnome village.
When they learned that their gear had been crated up, they asked to have it returned.
Their gnome friend handed them a short stick with a dead blackbird strapped to the end of it.

They had to wave the stick over the magic crate to open it and get their gear.
It was of course, a crowbar.
L.

One of my old PCs, a magic-user (that's how long ago it was) had a crow familiar named Barr.

 

[Voadam]

I ran a couple levels of Castle Greyhawk.

Dough golem shaped like a little round boy.

A meat golem with Calamari (an Octopus) as the head: The dreaded Mind Fileter.

Gummi werebears (or was it gummi bugbears?).

 

[Kid Socrates]

I had an NPC that the party knew go undercover to help them as Steve Incognito. The best part is, Incognito is a real last name. The St. Louis Rams have a center named Richie Incognito.

One of my players is the punmaster, though -- I'll check the logs for some of his best.

 

[blargney the second]

Just this last Saturday, I was setting up for our game night in the dining room while the players were in the kitchen making some food. For some reason, they got into a discussion of how to pronounce "some onions" in French, which is des oignons.

I piped up from the other room, "Isn't that the spell where onions are prevented from taking any actions for a round?"

 

[Slife]

Well, my epic transmuter once walked down the street and turned into a store.

 

[Pielorinho]

Well, my epic transmuter once walked down the street and turned into a store.

I was playing a dwarven cannoneer in an NC Game Day game this past Saturday. When we were attacked by a vicious whale, I managed to crit it and shoot off one of its fins, killing it. I fended off my crew's congratulations*, saying, "Arr, 'twas just a fluke shot."

Daniel

* not that anyone congratulated me, dagnabbit

 

[Piratecat]

* not that anyone congratulated me, dagnabbit

I would have. For the pun, if nothing else. you're lucky that whale hunting wasn't illegal; the police might have given you a cetacean.

 

[blargney the second]

you're lucky that whale hunting wasn't illegal; the police might have given you a cetacean.

There are some gray areas in the laws concerning hunters' rights. The boys in blue are more likely to give your boat's pilot a ticket for breaching the speed limit.

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

Well, I did create a mithril-wearing paladin called Sir Palomar the Mirrored, once ...

And only once ...