MGibster
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I do want to be careful and respect the religious beliefs of others. The problem comes when I feel as though I have just as much a claim to the past as they do.Shush. They are loud, they shout alot when you point this out.
I do want to be careful and respect the religious beliefs of others. The problem comes when I feel as though I have just as much a claim to the past as they do.Shush. They are loud, they shout alot when you point this out.
This post got a couple of laughs but it's no joke here; back in the day I heard many a complaint about just that: that "Fighting Man" was a sexist name for the class.That class would get knocked for being sexist.
I have spent a great deal of time in Egypt. I would be shocked to learn that any modern Egyptians feel this way. It's an incredibly religious country, but those religions are two modern ones. They're intensely proud of their history and culture and of being the heirs to one of the oldest civilizations on Earth. But the ancient gods are something they aggressively commercialize themselves, with tourism being the country's biggest industry.So, while the classic Egyptian pantheon is from the past, it is a part of Egyptian culture today, even if these gods are not actively worshipped. Are Egyptians, regardless of their faith, tired of Westerners taking their past out of context and trivializing it in various ways, including a popular roleplaying game? I don't know the answer to that, but if so . . . then WotC is right to ditch the Egyptian pantheon in the game.
I've never been to Egypt, but a lot of my anthropology courses as an undergrad were also part of the Middle Eastern studies program, and I was surpised to learn that Egyptians had some pretty strong opinions about their ancient past. Maybe the fact that the momuments are right there and their past is actually an important part of their economy has something to do with it. I know ancient alien theories tend to piss them off and more recently they weren't happy with a Netflix documentary, but I haven't heard anything about American Gods, role playing games, or Moon Knight. The Greeks sometimes have strong opinions as well and were not happy with Disney's version of Hercules.I have spent a great deal of time in Egypt. I would be shocked to learn that any modern Egyptians feel this way. It's an incredibly religious country, but those religions are two modern ones. They're intensely proud of their history and culture and of being the heirs to one of the oldest civilizations on earth.
The Egyptians I know are proud in the sense that they don't want to be diminished in the eyes of the world. (If anything, they feel like they don't get nearly the respect they deserve as an elder brother to the rest of the world's civilizations.) I don't think most modern takes on Egyptian mythos make them look anything other than impressive, even if they're sometimes seen as being intimidating or spooky.I've never been to Egypt, but a lot of my anthropology courses as an undergrad were also part of the Middle Eastern studies program, and I was surpised to learn that Egyptians had some pretty strong opinions about their ancient past. Maybe the fact that the momuments are right there and their past is actually an important part of their economy has something to do with it. I know ancient alien theories tend to piss them off and more recently they weren't happy with a Netflix documentary, but I haven't heard anything about American Gods, role playing games, or Moon Knight. The Greeks sometimes have strong opinions as well and were not happy with Disney's version of Hercules.
We've gotta hook you up with better rum. Whaler's is right there and often sells for a whopping $10 at Trader Joes.View attachment 306670
In protest of the absolute nothing that will happen to the Druid, I recommend we all drink White Russians, heretofore named "The Druid Abides."
Snarf's "Druid Abides" Cocktail
Ingredients
Bottle of vodka
Bottle of Kahlúa
Some heavy cream
Steps
1. Take a long pull from the vodka bottle.
2. Get the heavy cream from the fridge. Think about how long it's been in there.
3. Take another pull from the vodka bottle.
4. Grab a rocks glass.
5. Wait, when did you buy that cream? Was it before the pandemic?
6. Take another pull from the vodka bottle.
7. Get some ice while staring down the cream ... did it move?
8. That vodka isn't going to drink itself, might as well help it!
9. Put the ice in the rocks glass.
10. Take another looooooong pull from the vodka bottle.
11. Yeah, it was before the pandemic. Maybe you bought it with the D&D Next Playtest?
12. Take another pull ... oh, no, that was the whole bottle.
13. Look in the liquor cabinet. That was the last of the vodka. What pairs well with expired cream ... gin?
14. Drink some gin. Sure! That'll do it!
15. Grab the bottle of Kahlúa.
16. Open the bottle and smell the Kahlúa ... not right.
17. Look at the bottle again ... there's a K... dang it, you don't have any Kahlúa, this is Kraken Rum.
18. WHY NOT?
19. Take another slug of gin.
20. Carefully pour out the cream.
21. When the cream doesn't pour out, panic and throw it into a garbage bag. Light it on fire. Can't be too careful- the cream knows where you live.
22. Take another slug of gin.
23. Ummm.........
24. UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!
25. You don't remember 25-40.
41. Why did you wake up on the floor with an empty bottle of rum, an empty bottle of gin, an empty bottle of vodka, and most of the house burnt down?
0e D&D Men and Magic?This post got a couple of laughs but it's no joke here; back in the day I heard many a complaint about just that: that "Fighting Man" was a sexist name for the class.