D&D 5E You find a magical _____, it does _____


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A Pillow Full of Razor Sharp Feathers: This masterwork weapon grants the wielder bonus damage on any sexy pillow fights. The weapon also causes bleeding every time it hits. This effect stacks.

The next object: An ancient Polynesian Wooden Statuette of Kelsey Grammer
 

rgoodbb

Adventurer
A Pillow Full of Razor Sharp Feathers: This masterwork weapon grants the wielder bonus damage on any sexy pillow fights. The weapon also causes bleeding every time it hits. This effect stacks.

The next object: An ancient Polynesian Wooden Statuette of Kelsey Grammer

Over his bardic career, Kelsey won so many bard-offs that when he retired, the Emmy became known as the Grammer
This prestigious prize gives the wielder advantage on any Charisma skill check or saving throw. It also gives the wielder a feeling of superiority.

Next Item: A fossilised arm of a giant praying mantis
 

The Old Crow

Explorer
Next Item: A fossilised arm of a giant praying mantis

The Shield of the Mantis Queen: This is said to be the last remaining bit of an ancient terror, a stone godling who petrified her prey before devouring them. Once attuned, the stone arm can be used as a normal shield, and any creature that tries to grapple the bearer turns to stone unless they make a CON save, in which case only their arms turn to stone, which makes doing anything with their arms or hands quite unwieldy, though it does double the damage of unarmed strikes if they can manage to land a blow.

Next Item: A motheaten stole.
 

Shadowdweller00

Adventurer
The Stolen Stole
This worn woolen stole was taken long ago from the witch-queen, Amarizu Malice. Though ratty and motheaten now after the passage of many years, the garment still has the power to keep its bearer warm even in subfreezing temperatures, granting resistance to cold. Furthermore, the garment magically compels all sentient beings within 30 feet to wipe their feet or footware, as a bonus action, before passing through any type of doorway. Upon the item's theft by an ill-behaved youngster, Amarizu cursed the stole for all time. Fortunately, as the witch-queen's power was more temporal than magical, the foulest curse she could manage was to cause demanding felines to be drawn to the shawl's bearer; and to inflict mild constipation.

Next Item: A crystal decanter filled with a dark, roiling starscape.
 
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akr71

Hero
The Secrets of the Void
While the decanter is magic, its powerful enchantment is only to contain the substance within. When a creature stares into the decanter at the dark, roiling starscape it must make a Wisdom Saving Throw DC 15. On a failed saving throw, the creature stops whatever it is doing and just stares hypnotically into the substance within the decanter. The creature can attempt the Saving Throw again after 1 minute and every minute after that. The creature is Incapacitated until it takes damage, or until they successfully make their saving throw. Another creature may attempt to distract the Incapacitated creature in its saving throw - they gain advantage on the throw. Repeated fails in this manner may result in the affected creature becoming agitated or even hostile toward the creature trying to distract it from discovering the wondrous secrets within.

Any creature who drinks the substance in the decanter immediately gains 1d4 points to their Intelligence score and loses 1d4 points from their Wisdom score. These ability score adjustments are permanent and can boost the creature's score above 20.

Next Item: An adamantine codpiece
 

Codpiece of the Adder

Once per day the wearer can speak a command word as a bonus action and cause a Giant Poisonous or Constrictor snake to appear adjacent to them. The snake is friendly to the wielder of the codpiece and will obey their commands as best as it can.

The wielder is also filled with greed and ambition, but all of their clever schemes are doomed to failure (usually as a result of the incompetence of their allies).

Next Item: A seemingly normal pear.
 
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ART!

Deluxe Unhuman
It is pretty much just a pear. You can eat it. It is pretty good, depending on your taste in pears. Not too gritty, but not mooshy or mealy, either.

However, if you throw it or lay it on the ground, a fully-fruited pear tree will spring, fully-grown and -rooted, from that spot. Now everyone can have pretty good pears!

But what good is a pair of shoes that is practically falling apart? That's what I'd like to know...
 

The Old Crow

Explorer
But what good is a pair of shoes that is practically falling apart? That's what I'd like to know...

Impractical Shoes of Distraction:

Seams ripping, straps trailing, buckles broken-- no one who looks at these shoes can believe they are actually going to stay on the feet of the wearer for more than two seconds, and they find themselves staring at the shoes just waiting for the moment they will inevitable burst off. Creatures are so distracted by the shoes, they have disadvantage on all Perception checks which are not shoe related.

Next up: A small wooden box, from which can be heard an occasional knocking from within.
 

rgoodbb

Adventurer
Next up: A small wooden box, from which can be heard an occasional knocking from within.

Heaven's Door

When a 20th level Cleric Opens this box on the side that is Knock, Knock Knocking, they open up a gateway to travel to their Deity's plane of existence.

Next up: A pair of blue suede shoes
 

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