Your Favorite Fake Sci-Fi Profanity

[Scarbonac]

I voted "Belgium", but only because "smeg" wasn't an option. "Smeg", "Smeg-head", Smegged-up", "Smegging" and "Smeg-for-brains" have all made their way into my IRL vocabulary. Still, "Frak", "Felgercarb", "Frell" and "Noi Jetat" are lots of fun, too.


"Twist my soul in the Abyss! Get that jetatin monkey-bird!"


Good ones that weren't on the list are petaQ, ghuy'cha', Qu'vatlh (all Klingon) and "Cameleopardus!" -- This one (from Space Academy) isn't exactly a curse-word, but an expression of amazement or surprise, often approximating "Cool!", "Awesome!" or "Radical!".

 

[ironmani]

Well being a Transformers fan, I got to go with "Slag."

 

[ddvmor]

Judge Dredd fans may be familar with 'Drokk' and 'Grudd'. Also from the pages of 2000AD comes 'Sneck'. I think that was a Strontium Dog one...

Is Lobo's favourite word allowed?

 

[Mystery Man]

I voted "Belgium", but only because "smeg" wasn't an option. "Smeg", "Smeg-head", Smegged-up", "Smegging" and "Smeg-for-brains" have all made their way into my IRL vocabulary.

Smeg is a real word and really gross too.

 

[Ambrus]

Being a fan of White Wolf's Changeling RPG, I'd have to go with "Figinfurbingurmurbinmitzermurbin!"; the ultimate knocker cuss word. I may not have spelt it accurately though since I typed it from memory (yeah I actually bothered to memorized it for a character once).

 

[Fajitas]

Let me just say I'm shocked and amazed at the sheer breadth and scope of y'all's knowledge of fictional profanity. Tho' lord knows I probably shouldn't be surprised...

 

[Truth Seeker]

Let me just say I'm shocked and amazed at the sheer breadth and scope of y'all's knowledge of fictional profanity. Tho' lord knows I probably shouldn't be surprised...

Frellin' right you shouldn't be...

 

[Felix]

I like it when Amy Wang from Futurama starts cussing in whatever phony asian language she speaks.

Hot cartoon chicks with dirty mouths. Friggin Awesome!

 

[Morrus]

Smeg is my vote. Shame it's not in the poll!

 

[KChagga]

I like and sometimes use TANJ! from Larry Niven's Known Space books. Of course it stands for There Ain't No Justice.