Homicidal_Squirrel
Adventurer
I think we both agree that pineapple is a fine fruit, which may be great on certain foods. Pizza, pasta bread bowls, and mash potatoes are not those foods. Also, pasta bread bowls are obviously a gross attach life itself.The beer was a very good idea. I'm impressed. But this is a pasta bread bowl we are talking about and you forget pineapple's most relevant property: potassium. As we all know it can help regular heart rate and reduce the tachycardia inducing evil of a salty pasta bowl. Just looking at a pasta bowl makes my heart race with sheer anxiety. The effort to eat one alone brings my heart from a calm 70 beats per minute to 99 beats per minute, and the process of digestion sends me to 120 beats per minute. The only humane solution is pineapple. Now perhaps you say "Their heart's beating too fast? Serves them right for getting a pasta bread bowl!". And I would be sympathetic to this argument but let's not forget about the innocent children who never even wanted a pasta bread bowl but had to endure one because their parents had full command of the menu.