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    Nyaricus's Tasty Bits (a thread about threads)

    Hello all, this is a thread which i will be using to interconnect all those interesting posts that i have started up, by catergory, and then putting a link in for easy access in my Sig. Feel free to comment on those specific posts, in those threads where they originate, but I'd appreciate keeping this one clean of errata. Happy gaming to you all!!
    Nyaricus' Tasty Bits
    Nyaricus' Deluxe 3.5e Faerun Character Sheet v5

    Hoarfrost
    My Black/Death Metal Band
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

 

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    House Rules and Other Interesting Topics

    Alternative Stat Rolling Methods
    my favourites
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...3&postcount=53

    My Deluxe Character Sheet v3.3
    Check it out!
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=162389

    Alternative Feat Concept
    an original idea to use scaling feat chains so as to give more higher level feats choices for characters (esp fighters)
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=146951

    Weapon Group Profs - Races Classes and Regions
    an original idea which ironically turned up in UA - check it out, there are many common sense fixes which prove this to be superior in design compared to UA
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=149277

    Alternate BAB Rates - 1/3, 2/3 and 3/3
    A more intuitive BAB system
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.ph...61#post2856361

    Using Dexterity to hit --> everytime.
    a thread on using Dex instead of Str to hit. Period
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=157161

    My Speed varient
    instead of one base speed, we use Str+Dex to determine speed
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...40&postcount=3

    5-foot Step House rule
    favour fighter types - but check it out!
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...5&postcount=34

    A Discussion on training rules
    mayhap you find some ideas here, i thought I'd post it up here
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=150544

    Nyaricus's Weapon Group Profs - Races, Classes and Regions
    Nyaricus's Deluxe Character Sheet v3.3
    Murann and it's Orge Mages - Need Help Plotting!
    Last edited by Nyaricus; Thursday, 17th May, 2007 at 09:12 AM.
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    DMing Help and Errata

    Frukathka's Gathered Goodies
    the thread which inspired me to create this thread! Check it out!
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=151754

    World Building Discussion
    more neat ideas > can anyone say "half-orc necro from the southern lands"?
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=148101

    d20 Middle Earth
    cool link, check it out
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=148791

    Printing PDF's
    helpful reasources
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=160367

    Converting D&D Characters
    thank's Wizards
    http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnD_CYC_intro.asp
    Last edited by Nyaricus; Monday, 19th December, 2005 at 05:22 AM.
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    Nyaricus' Deluxe 3.5e Faerun Character Sheet v5

    Hoarfrost
    My Black/Death Metal Band
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    Classes and Prestige Classes

    Base Classes

    Bard, Celtic-inspired
    combinding Celtic themes with some (very limited) fantasy elements [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.ph...01#post2700701

    Berserker, Nordic-inspired [with the Bearsark and Ulfhednar PrC's]
    what the barbarian should have been all along
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=144925

    Bruiser, The
    A new, unarmed, frontline fighter class. Very tasty
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=161237

    Druid
    Raven Crowkings alternate Druid
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=151866

    Elven Arcanist Base Class
    a musing by yours truely on a Tolkien-eque base class for elves; a sort of "nature-mage"
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=157005

    Magician
    Raven Crowkings' alternate Wizard Class
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=151866

    Priest, Low Magic
    a very interesting take on a non-spellcasting priest
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.ph...36#post2754110

    Shadowfist
    Raven Corwkings' very intersting (non Oriental) twist on the monk
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=152928

    Sorcerer
    the way he always should have been
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...78&postcount=8

    Streetfighter class
    mostly a neat thread for ideas
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=152455


    Prestige Classes

    Puma Burglar
    a wild, and yet urbanite sneak
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=153627

    Elven Diplomat PrC
    an elf who has many connections
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=156664

    Adamantine Warden PrC
    An Armour Specialist
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=149982

    Goblin Wolf-Rider
    this is right out of LotR
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=149617


    What DO you DO Threads

    What DO you DO for Bards and Barbarians were lost in the Crash and will be restarted after we get though to Wizards. Thanks for your patience.

    What DO you DO for... Clerics?
    Part 3 of my House Ruled Classes Series
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=161828

    What DO you DO for... Druids?
    Part 4 of my House Ruled Classes Series
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=164617

    What DO you DO for... Fighters?
    Part 5 of my House Ruled Classes Series
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=167223

    What Do you Do for... Monks?
    Part 6 of my House Ruled Classes Series
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.ph...4#post2930264]



    18 PRC, 3 Paragon, 2 Races, 20 Feats, 7 Magic Item, 1 material, 1 creature, 1 class +
    I will eventually get all the individual posts for each topic, but for now, enjoy in its entirty
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.ph...26#post2766626
    Last edited by Nyaricus; Thursday, 6th July, 2006 at 07:57 PM.
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    Hoarfrost
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    Races and Cultures

    Alternative Half-Orc
    The general concensus gives us this version, which i posted
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...2&postcount=82

    Alt Half-Giant
    A no-talent version of my creation
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...04&postcount=4

    Primitive Screwhead Presents: Races and Cultures
    An fresh take on races and subraces in D&D, instead using cultures to define their traits
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=164753
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    Hoarfrost
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    Bestiary

    Dire Man
    no, this isn't a spoof! a neat discussion on Dire Men
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=152714

    Felinefolk
    a nice, humanoid, +0 LA Cat race
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...9&postcount=27

    Mace Cannon
    a BBEG that could knock you lights out . . . and so much MORE
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=149984
    Last edited by Nyaricus; Friday, 25th November, 2005 at 06:32 AM.
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    Feats and Skills

    List of WotC Feats
    wow . . . and just when you thought you ran out of ideas . . .
    http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/lists/feats

    Vile Poverty
    oh yeah, we got that covered
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=152478

    Undead Hunter
    Sneak Attack Undead
    http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?...2&postcount=18
    Last edited by Nyaricus; Friday, 25th November, 2005 at 06:26 AM.
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    Hoarfrost
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    Magic and Spells

    Magic Spheres
    an awesome idea which could translate well into almost any game [need Excel to veiw; link on page]
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.ph...49#post2753449

    Best Wizard Spells
    9 different polls all lined up for your use
    http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=144162
    Last edited by Nyaricus; Wednesday, 30th November, 2005 at 04:28 AM.
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    Equipment
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    Hoarfrost
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    Tactician 80% | Character Player 65% | Storyteller 65% | Power Gamer 60%
    Weekend Warrior 60% | Casual Gamer 40% | Specialist 30%

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    Quotable Quotes

    The Rule of Zero
    0. The DM is always right
    1. If the DM is not right, see rule #0.

    All advice and criticism will be gratefully received, all flames will be negligently extinguished, and all trolls will be ignominously starved. Thanks for your opinions.
    >Imret

    On Adding 3rd Party Materials into a game
    If a player wants to add something, the conversation goes something like this: "No. Loan me the book and the answer becomes Maybe. If I think the feature you want is underpowered, the answer will likely become Yes."
    >azhrei_fje
    -Wizards' Rules-
    Wizard's First Rule - People are stupid. Th

    ey will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true.
    Wizard's Second Rule - The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
    Wizard's Third Rule - Passion rules reason.
    Wizard's Fourth Rule - There is magic in forgiveness- the magic to heal! In the forgiveness you grant, and more so in the forgiveness you receive.
    Wizard's Fifth Rule - Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
    Wizard's Sixth Rule - The only sovereign I can allow to rule me is reason. The first law of reason is this: what exists, exists; what is, is. From this irreducible, bedrock principle, all knowledge is built. This is the foundation from which life is embraced.
    Wizard's Seventh Rule - Life is the future, not the past.
    Wizard's Eighth Rule - Deserve victory.
    Wizard's Ninth Rule - A contradiction cannot exist in reality.

    I know I'm arguing hard for my original positions, and you're arguing the argument, but that's what arguments are SUPPOSED to be. Strongly held intellectual positions that come to some sort of compromise or understanding.
    >Luthien Greyspear

    The difference between role playing and roll playing is the distance between the human heart and the dice rolling hand.
    >William Ronald

    How to Play D&D
    1. kill all the bad guys,
    2. loot everything that's not nailed down, and
    3. bring a crowbar for that
    >Spatzimaus

    I keep my thoughts on file for rapid deployment.
    >mmadsen

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
    >Sae Cael Oanar (off the WotC boards)

    May your d20's always roll a crit!
    >Nightcloak

    In terms of sheer mass and volume, I own more books than I do clothes...
    >Umbran

    If Dwarves ruled they'd have big people tossing contests.
    >The Hound

    Here I go delurking again... >merelycompetent
    Bet you can't post just one. >Dr. Awkward

    How much war could a warforged forge if a warforged could forge war?
    >mathx314 (off the WotC boards)

    Now for paladin players, here's a safe analogy to use as a rule of thumb:
    1) If you're clearly more powerful than your enemy, ask yourself, "What would Superman do?"
    2) If you're NOT clearly more powerful than your enemy, go with, "What would Batman do?"
    >Wulf

    What's the easiest way to get in a fight? Go around town asking half-orcs math questions.
    >my (ex-)player, Steven

    Bah, who needs Bilbo Baggins?
    We have Lidda. SHE would have learned old Smaug a lesson or two.
    Thorin Oakenshield, you got cheated! Never trust a Wizard. Always shop at the 3rd Edition Store for the best Halfling Rogues.
    >Edena_of_Neith

    'Follow me and we shall forge an empire! A cute and fuzzy empire!'
    >glass

    -if Frodo hadn't gotten all those 18's, he would have sucked!
    -Bah. If Frodo's DM hadn't been fudging rolls, he never would have made it to Rivendell with those pansy stats.
    >Nifft and Christian

    I always figured that adventurers were dire humans. > Kobold Marine
    Dire animals are larger, tougher, meaner versions of ordinary animals. > SRD
    Yep, looks about right. > Nifft

    If you meet Drizzt attack him, kill him, piss on his corpse, use capture the soul, disintergrate the corpse, scatter the dust to all the planes, and sell the soul to Lloth personally. After that ask the dm if you can do it agian.
    If Drizz`t kills you, keep attacking with all your characters until dm ceases to put him in. No talking just stabbing.
    >TwinSwords

    Adventuring companies regularly emerge from their holes carrying more gold and silver coins than were ever created in our world's history. My question - who put all those coins in that hole?
    A: Monsters have treasure.
    Q: Where did the monster get its treasure?
    A: From looting villages and killing adventurers.
    Q: a village's loot is chickens, pigs, and grain. If... ah, forget it.
    >Sorloc (from RPGHost)

    "Real Life" is a registered trademark of God.
    >KenHood (and yes, this even made me, an athiest, laugh

    My shirt idea. "I sent my PCs to the Abyss and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!"
    >Blade of Desecration

    "To speak his name is to make him live again!" - Egyptian proverb
    >Imhotepthewise

    "As a simulation of reality, AD&D can only be condemned as a dismal failure, and those seeking such a system would do best to look elsewhere."
    >1e AD&D DMG

    We had a 2e game with one "human" female wizard and seven dwarven characters. The weird thing was, we really didn't even plan it that way. The first 4 or 5 of us had our characters in mind and the others said, "heck, we've almost got seven dwarves as it is..." With the obvious paralells, we all came up with nicknames for the dwarves. Sneaky (rogue), Creepy (psionicist), Shooty (fighter specialized in crossbows), Smashy (cleric/fighter hammer wielder), Slashy (fighter specialized in axes), Noisy (bard), and Ma (cleric). All together, we had a great time in that game.
    >Greatwyrm

    My Kill List:
    Drummers: 12 (pretty easy, though one was a high-level bard)
    Pipers: 11 (pretty hard... deadly sonic attacks!)
    Lords: 10 (a big battle, they had very high jump modifiers too)
    Ladies: 9 (nearly wiped out the whole party; they were shadowdancers)
    Maids: 8 (we thought it would be easy but they were Battlemaid PrC with dire cattle)
    Swans: 7 (no sweat)
    Geese: 6 (we hardly got any xp for this but did have fun terrorizing a farm)
    Golden rings: 5 (evil entities in the form of gold jewelry)
    Birds: 4 (they weren't just any birds but calling birds that summoned fiends)
    French hens: 3 (almost TPK!)
    Turtle doves: 2 (actually they were dire koopas).
    Partridge: 1 (it was no challenge...the treant it was roosting in was another matter)
    >lukelightning

    Finally, I love templates! So PCs expect to see half-dragon trolls (type: Dragon), half-fiend bugbears (type: Outsider(Evil)), shadow tigers (type: Magical Beast), half-fiend shadow mineral spellstiched ancient dracoliches (type: TPK), etc.
    >Nifft

    But I seriously don't see more flamewars or trolling than in the early days, do you? Nowadays it seems sedate, almost geriatric in comparisson. Everynow and then, something sort of flickers in the distance. Maybe its because I tended to get myself mired in those debates more often. Or maybe because the moderators are doing a better (more draconic?!?) job?
    >Green Slime
    Everyone watch out, just a few more levels and they'll get their breath weapons and wings.
    >James Heard

    Why are demons immune to electricity? (It's) a question that just never seems to get answered > Imruphel
    Rubber Souls > hafrogman

    Overall, despite any objections I outline above, I'm really looking forward to reading more... I'll gladly continue my current role of "asker of questions", "requester of clarifications". "raiser of objections", and generalized "disturber of fecal matter"!
    >SpiralBound

    In 1e, the rules were secondary to the feel, whereas in 3rd edition the feel is secondary to the rules.
    >Erik Mona

    Gamers, in my mind, get grouped in with nerds, geeks and dorks. So, we are socially inept, bookish techies with no lives, glasses, computer-screen tans and a certain air about us that screams "I WILL DIE A VIRGIN!!"
    >Nyaricus

    Which brings up the point: can I create bananas, eat them, and then use the peels as weapons by setting them on the floor and bullrushing people onto them? I mean think about it: yummy treat, and then think about the person that steps on the +4 holy, shocking, acidic, frost, fire, bane banana peel!
    >Dog Moon

    Why are humans so flavourless > Felnar
    What marinade are you using? >Nifft

    You can get laid anytime, but a good game of D&D is to be treasured.
    >Templetroll

    Nothing is as fearsome as a 2' tall bipedal squirrel decked in breastplate and acorn-shaped shield! >Klaus
    Especially when you hear its warcry - "Go for the nuts!" >Shilsen

    The monster contained herein may cause your players to whine about the destruction of their equipment. If this occurs, give the player back their destroyed equipment and instead destroy the character. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
    >Rust Monster Warning Label

    For me, PC death is a matter of choice and luck. Sometimes you choose poorly and live, sometimes you choose wisely and die.
    >joe b

    he is an A.SS >LordBOB
    LordBOB, as a moderator, I'd like to ask that you not attempt to bypass the swearing filters.
    Especially since you can just say ass. Like this: Ass ass aSS ass ass ass ass ASS. Ass is not filtered. But for 's sake don't say ! >Rel

    The moral of the story is that you should never run naked through the mushrooms.
    >Sledge

    I do not play games to be simulationist. I do not play games to find deeper understanding of the complex world in which we live. I do not play games to engage in conversations about eternal philosophical matters. I play games to kick evils ass and take it's stuff.
    >tetsujin28 (may he rest in peace)

    Bah. No matter what nonhuman race you take, you always play that race as if it is human, anyway, because you're hardwired to be human. For example, you play a long-lived elf, but you're more concerned about reaching level 20 before puberty.
    >Ranger REG

    All game worlds need heavily armed, pissed-off waterfowl.
    >Whizbang Dustyboots

    I cant imagine myself DMing a game and telling my players they see a sperm whale approaching their ship. o_O> The Magician
    Why not? The ship's full of seamen, right?> Shilsen
    That's like that joke where a male whale convinces a female whale to help him wreck the whaling ship that killed his father by blowing at it with concentrated air, but then when the men start escaping, he says they have to eat them to get revenge and she replies, "Dude, I agreed to the blow job but I'm not swallowing seamen." > Rystil Arden

    Elves don't chafe... they glide.
    >Pbartender

    All dwarves have beards. Male dwarves have two.
    >MarkB

    And remember, it's OK to do anything that you want nude, other than cooking bacon. Trust me on that one.
    >Whizbang Dustyboots

    There must be a system in there worth using for an RPG. >Frostmarrow
    Perhaps with rotating pie charts! >Thirdwizard

    Don't try to trick us into thinking that you actually believe you think you're there. We all know that we think that none of us really think we exist outside this messageboard.
    >green slime

    133t d03$/\/'t /\/\4k3 y0ur p01/\/t c133r3r, but 1t 1$ t0ugh 2 typ3.
    n00b >Rabelais

    Think about how much fun you could have with an undead monkey.
    >Dog Moon

    Gnolls? Furry romans - togas, aquaducts and all.
    >Sejs

    For the record, if anyone's penis actually looks like the picture of the Century Worm, see a doctor ASAP.
    >Whizbang Dustyboots

    I won't play Paladins because good is dumb.
    I *doubt* I'll ever play a Barbarian because dumb is even dumber than good.
    >Tuzenbach

    Oh, and nothing says "I love you" quite like a mind flayer.
    >BiggusGeekus

    Oh, how I love the flame wars that break out with the advent of a new, major release from WotC!
    >ColonelHardisson

    Rouge is completely overpowering. I think a nice facial powder would work alot nicer. More natural, IMHO.
    >Remathilis

    My head exploded while reading the post above.
    Doug McCrae

    Love is an illusion. To be more precise, it's like a Phantasmal Killer. First you roll your save if you believe in it, then to see if your heart gets ripped out.
    >Ragnar69

    Oh, and you'll be back. Tin-foil hat wearing attention whores always are
    >francisca

    We should criticize these people! >Abigaillol
    Harsh words indeed. >crazy_cat

    The children attack the party with pillows and stuffed animals.
    The pillows and stuffed animals are coated with a contact poison.
    Cheers,
    Roger

    "Called Shot on the Staff of Power!!"
    >Cedric

    I'd just shrug and say something like "That's nice. The Thri-Kreen is ripping your arms off"
    >Wik

    Back in the vampire porn room, I feel a strange heat at my back...
    >RangerWickett

    "Why don't you just enlarge the kobold?"
    >ValhallaGH

    I'm not telling you that you'll be able to dodge magic missiles. I'm telling you that, when you're ready, you won't have to.
    >Brousseau (on RPG.net)

    I wanted to name my son Gandalf but I was voted down.
    >jaerdaph
    Your spouse insisted on "Mithrandir"?
    >lukelightning

    "Elvis! Turn on your lightsaber!"
    >Ambrus

    DM: OKay, going to need Spot checks.
    Player A: *roll* 15
    Player B: *roll* 19
    Player C: *roll* 41.
    DM: *pause... look at Player C* You see through time. Infinite probability stretches before you like a vast ocean: potential futures rising and falling, dancing upon the liquid surface as events in the Now seek to birth them into being...
    DM: Also, there's a guy hiding over there in the bushes.

    I don't know what you're talking about. I don't game.
    >Cthulhudrew

    Well, I'm off to shoot my parents in the name of the Great Lord, Gygax! See you all tomorrow!
    >DJCupboard

    Shameless self promotion is the way this board works best! How else do think people got such high post counts? *pauses* Okay maybe it was just me.
    >Nightfall

    Sniff. I miss the old bags [of holding] where my first group had a castle with soldiers and tavern inside. No idea if this used to be by the rules though. But it was fun. Especially when the bag inhabitants revolted because the beer was gone.
    >Darklone

    "You've just been captured by aliens, and we're going to LARP the anal probe scene."
    >J-Dawg

    I've seen the most powerfull classes played poorly, and the weaker ones played superbly. In the end, the person at the wheel is the main factor in the use (ful/less) ness of the class.
    >Mechnomancer

    Won't somebody please think of poor Mr. Scruffy?
    >mhensley

    There is no such thing as an atheist when it's time for the cleric to cast raise dead.
    >Michael Morris

    How often does the chinese zodiac get to order take out on someone's paladinhood?
    >blargney the second (on OotS # 407)

    ...the internet also spawned the term "blog". Ugly word. "Blogging" sounds like what an orc does when he eats too much rancid yak fat before going on a sea voyage. It sure ain't majestic
    >Umbran

    You know, there's nothing WRONG with sharpened crowbars, people.
    >hong


    Ultimately, all advances in computer science and technology happen so we can either enhance our D&D experience or acquisition of pr0n.
    >jaerdaph

    "There are no plans for a 4th Edition," ranks right up there with, "I did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky."
    >F4NBOY

    Chuck Norris is the reason Ilmater suffers.
    >Simplicity

    "Kissik likes the ladies. He's going to a brothel, and his requirement is 1) Female, 2) Doesn't hate Kobolds, and 3) Likes to eat chicken."
    >Scurvy_Platypus

    Do a lot of foreshadowing of some imminent powerful force that will change the face of the world within a year's time. Then cause some large changes; like one day every single gnome on the face of the planet... get(s) turned into ceramic statues.
    >BlueBlackRed

    Quivers and scabbards are officially the six-pack plastic rings of the D&D world.
    >Stone Dog

    Any ruler who keeps a chained midget at his feet is alright in my books. Let's be honest: it' a sign of a stable and well-run society.
    >Chris Bucholz (off Cranked.com)

    On an essay I was grading:
    "It's scientifically attested that rats live hundreds of years and that they turn into bats towards the end of their life".
    >Theomachus (off Metal-Archives.com)

    Well Wikipedia doesn't have an article on it so I guess it's not real.
    >Noktorn (off Metal-Archives.com)

    [Four Edition: where] old school collides with old school...
    >Kid Charlemagne

    GameSpy: Have you had a chance to play or even look at some of the current Dungeons & Dragons games?
    Gygax: I've looked at them, yes, but I'm not really a fan. The new D&D is too rule intensive. It's relegated the Dungeon Master to being an entertainer rather than master of the game. It's done away with the archetypes, focused on nothing but combat and character power, lost the group cooperative aspect, bastardized the class-based system, and resembles a comic-book superheroes game more than a fantasy RPG where a player can play any alignment desired, not just lawful good.
    Now, should I tell you what I really think?
    >Gary Gygax and GameSpy (off GameSpy.com)

    Chaotic means never having to say you're sorry.
    >Slife

    Bah, I've got you all beat:
    http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x....5ex/20160518a
    >webrunner
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