Quirky Food Habits

[Desdichado]

Was your daddy a meat burglar, cuz you look like you got a summer sausage shoved down the front of your pants

Fixed it for you.

And it weren't no sausage, bay-bee!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Was your daddy a meat burglar, cuz you look like you got two prime hams shoved down the back of your dress?

Heeey! What's happenin?

((Ahhh - The Ladies Man... fond memories of that movie))

 

[reveal]

Fixed it for you.

And it weren't no sausage, bay-bee!

[Insert sexual innuendo here]

 

[reveal]

Heeey! What's happenin?

((Ahhh - The Ladies Man... fond memories of that movie))

Those were some of the funniest skits on SNL. And the movie was funny too.

Ladies Man: Exactly how dinky is your wang?
Caller: 5 inches
Ladies Man: Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting anything less than 12 inches. I really can't help you caller.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Those were some of the funniest skits on SNL. And the movie was funny too.

Ladies Man: Exactly how dinky is your wang?
Caller: 5 inches
Ladies Man: Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting anything less than 12 inches. I really can't help you caller.

The movie holds a special place in my heart (*shaking head* I have one f'ed up sense of romance).

 

[reveal]

The movie holds a special place in my heart (*shaking head* I have one f'ed up sense of romance).

S'ok. I took my wife to see "Natural Born Killers" on our first date.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

S'ok. I took my wife to see "Natural Born Killers" on our first date.

Awww! How sweet!!

(Zoolander for TU and I...)

 

[reveal]

Awww! How sweet!!

(Zoolander for TU and I...)

I'm a romantic at heart.

 

[Psionicist]

Hmm, the only "weird" thing I do according to my friends is to eat pizza using a plate + fork combination. That is, I place the whole pizza on a large freaking plate or other flat, clean object, balance this plate on the top of top of my fingers on my left hand and then eat the pizza by pushing the edge of the pizza slightly over the edge of the plate (with the fork). The good thing with this is you can eat a pizza without any cutting and without getting greasy fingers afterwards.

Edit: Oh, and I eat all kinds of snacks, nuts and candy with either a spoon or a fork. The reason is I don't want to get grease on my keyboard (i usually eat near my computer).

 

[Infiniti2000]

Edit: Oh, and I eat all kinds of snacks, nuts and candy with either a spoon or a fork. The reason is I don't want to get grease on my keyboard (i usually eat near my computer).

Be a real man. Pick 'em up with your mind.