ExploderWizard
Hero
Okay. How about this: I describe smacking some guy, and then the next guy who misses me I describe as hitting me - but I take it and can keep going because my hatred pushes me on.
So how does describing a miss as a hit or vice versa model what is actually happening in the world?
DM: " With a mighty blow of his hammer, chief Pulpem strikes you squarely across the chest"
Player: " No he didn't"
DM: " He totally did dude. you got hit."
Player: " No way. He misses. I sidestepped and and totally stabbed him in the spleen"
DM: " Why are we rolling dice again?"
