Kill, Make Whoopie With, or Marry? 2e. 3.x, and 4e

[joethelawyer]

Kill 4e, don't like it or where it is taking the game

Make Whoopie With 2e, because sometimes its good to go back and revisit old flames just for nostalgia's sake. It never plays the same the second time around, but I think I have more stamina as I get older to play longer before I roll that oh-so-great-feeling natural 20.

Marry 3.x, because it looks like I will be playing it for a long time, I'm used to it, so I may as well marry it. This doesn't mean I won't try out other games on the side--I'll just make sure the dice I use are clean and protected and I won't tell 3.x about it.

 

[hazel monday]

Kill 4E. I'd prefer to live and let live, but if one of the 3's gotta go...

3E, with it's sexy feats and Vancian magic.

Marry 2e, it's got the most potential for a long term relationship. it never seems to get old.

Edit: Please don't try to circumvent the profanity filter.

 

[Lancelot]

"Kill" all edition war threads.

"Marry" D&D, because I've been playing it for 20 years longer than most marriages last... in all of its wondrous versions.

"Make Whoopie with" Anne Hathaway, although I'd also settle for Jessica Alba or Emma Watson.

...what?

 

[Scribble]

Snuggle em all in a 4 way cuz I'm a playa baby!




looks around hoping new wife didn't hear...

Man... snuggle does NOT achieve the same effect...

 

[Morrus]

We don't do the "use asterisks to avoid the profanity filter" thing here, guys. Please replace the word with something else. Thanks!

 

[joethelawyer]

We don't do the "use asterisks to avoid the profanity filter" thing here, guys. Please replace the word with something else. Thanks!

Sorry man. Changed it to Make Whoopie. That better? I figured if it was good enough for the 1970's TV show the Newlywed Game, we can use it here safely.

 

[Alzrius]

Kill 4E. I'd prefer to live and let live, but if one of the 3's gotta go...

3E, with it's sexy feats and Vancian magic.

Marry 2e, it's got the most potential for a long term relationship. it never seems to get old.

QFT.

I have no love for 4E, so I don't mind seeing it go.

2E and I go a way's back, and share a lot of common interests, so that's a natural.

And 3.5 just has a delightful combination of so many myriad options that it can only be called "sexy."

 

[Evil_Dead_Jedi]

I would marry, kill, then make whoopie with 2e.

I would ignore 3e and 4e because there are other people who would take care of my dirty work for me. (although I would mourn the passing of 3e because it gave birth to my good friend EverQuest d20)

 

[Scribble]

If I do have to answer:

I'll marry 2e. So many fond memories, and fun times with her.

I'ma have to kill 3e... She was fun for a while I realized how demanding she was... so much extra foreplay...

4e might be new, and we don't have a big history but man... she's all about gettin right into having fun in the sack. so yeah she's my pick for doin the nasty.

 

[Oni]

Can't I just make whoopie to them all, I'm not big on commitment.