Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive? (DM: JoeNotCharles, Ozymandias79 Judging)

[KenHood]

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I'm disappointed that only Blade's picture provoked any outcry.

Actually, I'm quite offended by Tonk's picture. It's totally inappropriate. Totally. Tonk doesn't have yellow skin... [/sblock]

"Raaaar! Die, chimney! Die!"

Tonk springs up on top of the house and puts his shoulder into pushing over the chimney.

"First, chimney! Then, people! Then, poop!"

[sblock=Skill Checks]Acrobatics: 1d20+9=27 and Athletics 1d20+9=10 Uh... That's my second Natural 1. What the heck?![/sblock]

[sblock=Tonk's Stats]Tonk - Half-Orc Rogue 1
Passive Perception 17, Passive Insight 17
AC 14, Fort 14, Reflex 16, Will 12
HP 24/24, Bloodied 12, Surge Value 6, Surges 7/7
Speed 6 (+2 on charge), Initiative +4
Action Points: 1, Second Wind
At-Will Powers: Deft Strike, Disheartening Strike
Encounter Powers: Furious Assault, King's Castle
Daily Powers: Handspring Assault
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[JoeNotCharles]

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Huh, I really thought calling the bard a chicken and portraying all the elves using Elfquest fan art I found on deviantart would be more controversial than some blue-haired emo kid...
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[DMDanW]

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Huh, I really thought calling the bard a chicken and portraying all the elves using Elfquest fan art I found on deviantart would be more controversial than some blue-haired emo kid...
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Guess you have a fairly tolerant group on your hands.

..and I took that as a Chinese fighting rooster - those little guys are vicious
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[Kalidrev]

[sblock=Ken I don't think I have EVER laughed as hard as when I read your forest monster ambush tactic. Thank you for making me cry like a baby! ^_^[/sblock]

[sblock=Internet Lingo 101.1] FTW, indeed, means For The Win. What I love, is my custom 1d20 that has "FTW!!" instead of a 20, and "WTF!?" instead of a 1. For those that don't know what WTF is... I'll let you do the google search on that [/sblock]

 

[H.M.Gimlord]

Mikara keeps an eye on the back door, knowing that the first one out will be the first one down.

There's a bird in the tree hole
hiding from the people
When he shows to give his call,
my arrows make him fall.
If of life there is a trace,
Tonk will hit him with a mace.

One less ugly face
as with all the human race.

[sblock=OOC OK Joe, here goes:

Readied action targeting the first humanoid to come out the back door.

Action: Evasive Strike, Prime Shot
1d20+7+1 = 25 Ha!

Damage: 2d10+5 = 13 Wish Elven Accuracy referred to damage rolls.

Special: After the attack, Mikara shifts to N16 attempting to maintain concealment and stealth

Stealth: 1d20+9=14 Dry twigs?

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[H.M.Gimlord]

Mikara stiffens a little:

Is that somebody's baby crying?

 

[JoeNotCharles]

As most of you circle around to get a better position outside, Tonk vaults easily to he roof, coming down hard on the rotting boards... and crashing right through to the floor below. Actually, not to the floor - he lands on something soft (but with surprising pointy bits) and smelling of disgusting old man.

[sblock=Tonk]
You're in a cold, dismal room filled with mouldering furnishings. Behind you, the fireplace is filled with glowing coals that barely warm the space directly before it. In front of you, a ratty overstuffed armchair has been overturned. Beneath you is sprawled Marglespat Applethorpe. He looks to be over 100 years old, his wrinkled flesh shrunk tight over his bones, his sagging face contorted with anger and spittle collecting around his mouth. He seems to have soiled himself in fear.

Cowering throughout the room are four of Marglespat's cronies, younger men of no more than 60 or 70 who are staring at you in terror.
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"AAAGH!" screams the old man. "Get this disgusting beast off me!" He starts to thrash, and Tonk rolls off to the left.

[sblock=Status]
Mikara readies an action.

Blade moves to D4.

Tonk moves to L12 (using his Acrobatics roll to leap up there), and falls through the roof. This'll do the full 1d10 damage, even though it's less than 10 feet, because he landed on Marglespat, who's bony. I assume he'll want to use Acrobatics again to reduce falling damage, so I rolled it for him: 25. I rolled the damage before I realized that this automatically makes it 0, so I might as well post it: -4.

There are only 2 completely unoccupied squares he can end up in so I'll roll randomly: he ends up in K13. (Technically he could stay on top of Marglespat, since he's prone, but that would be confusing.)

Dextyr moves to C3.

Tristan moves to P5.

And now to roll initiative for the bad guys... a 4 and a 1. Amazing.

Mikara again! (She loses her readied action because her turn's come up before it goes off.)

23 - Mikara (24/24 hp)
13 - Blade (25/29 hp)
9 - Tonk (24/24 hp, prone)
7 - Dextyr (28/28 hp)
6 - Tristan (24/28 hp)
4 - Sycophant 1 at J12 (0 damage)
4 - Sycophant 2 at J10 (0 damage)
4 - Sycophant 3 at K8 (0 damage)
4 - Sycophant 4 at L11 (0 damage)
1 - Marglespat at L12 (0 damage, prone)
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[KenHood]

Well... I certainly screwed up that one!

Hurray for Acrobatics! Did Marglespat take any damage from the ceiling falling on him?

"Ha-ha-ha! I is like raindrop made of brick! I fall and smash all with my awesome crazy, naked, forest monster-ness! Look at my naked! It is last thing you see! And it make you doubt own manhood when compare! Run! Run from crazy, naked forest monster!"

Intimidate Check: 1d20+7=8 That's the third Natural 1.


[sblock=Tonk's Stats]Tonk - Half-Orc Rogue 1
Passive Perception 17, Passive Insight 17
AC 16, Fort 14, Reflex 16, Will 12
HP 24/24, Bloodied 12, Surge Value 6, Surges 7/7
Speed 6 (+2 on charge), Initiative +4
Action Points: 1, Second Wind
At-Will Powers: Deft Strike, Disheartening Strike
Encounter Powers: Furious Assault, King's Castle
Daily Powers: Handspring Assault
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[DMDanW]

As the sounds of Tonk crashing through the roof echo through the forest all Dextyr can do is let out a defeated sigh as he heads towards the cottage. Moving beneath the shuttered window Dextyr peers through the cracks in the wall to see what type of trouble Tonk has gotten himself into.

This must be some sort of joke.. Dextyr thinks to himself upon seeing the geriatrics gathered inside. This old coffin dodger must truely be the cheapest man in all the Isles if this is all the defenses he can muster. Still this just doesn't seem right....

While peering inside Dextyr draws his wand while trying to figure out what is wrong with the scene inside.

[sblock=actions]
move action = up diagonal from C3 to G7
minor action = draw wand
standard action = Insight skill check to discern the current situation; Insight skill check (1d20+7=11)
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[sblock=Stat Block]
Dextyr M’rgan - Male Half-Elf Bard 1
Current Conditions: none
Senses: Low-light vision
Passive Perception: 11, Passive Insight: 17
AC:17, Fort:13, Reflex:13, Will:15
Speed:5 (w/ heavy armor)
Temp Hit Points: 0
Hit Points:28/28
Bloodied:14,
Surge Value:7,
Surges Left:10/10
Action Points: 1,
Second Wind: available
Powers
Guiding Strike
Vicious Mockery
Majestic Word (2/2)
Words of Friendship
Shout of Triumph
Eldritch Blast
Stirring Shout
Inspiring Word
Group Diplomacy: All allies within 10 squares of Dextyr gain a +1 bonus to Diplomacy checks.
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[renau1g]

Blade sees his Punch Brother fall into the room, the deva springs into action and walks up to the window. Blade opens it up and points a fist at the human but his beam of radiant light is well off its mark, the deva must be distracted by Tonk's manliness...or something.

[sblock=Actions]
Move: to H7, acrobatics (1d20=15) (I'll save this for next turn)
Minor: Open shutter
Standard: Radiant Vengeance on Marglespat
Vs. Ref; radiant damage (1d20+4=5, 1d8+4=7) doh!
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[sblock=Mini-Me]Blade- Male (Deva) Avenger 1
Passive Perception: 21, Passive Insight: 14
AC:17, Fort:13, Ref:15, Will:15-- Speed:6
HP:25/29, Bloodied:14, Surge Value:7, Surges Per-Day 9/9
Initiative +0
Action Points: 1, Second Wind: not used
Powers: Bond of Retribution, Radiant Vengeange, Channel Divinity, Memory of a Thousand Lifetimes, Avenging Echo, Oath of Enmity, Armor Aspect of Might
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