Okay. Which would you rather be . . ?

[Mark]

Okay. Which would you rather be . . .


. . . a kobold with no fingers or a goblin with no teeth?

 

[Aeolius]

Goblin... with the lifelong quest to find the mystical bloodstone teeth of the goblin king Mo-Lar.

Question - did the kobold rip out my teeth because I bit off his fingers?

 

[The Human Target]

Gummy Goblin for sure.

 

[Umbran]

Goblin... with the lifelong quest to find the mystical bloodstone teeth of the goblin king Mo-Lar.

Be careful - the Bloodstone teeth of Mo-Lar are nigh indistinguishible from the Dental Appliance of Kwalish, and the Incisors of Vecna.

Question - did the kobold rip out my teeth because I bit off his fingers?

More's the question, how did he rip out your teeth after you bit off his fingers? That's gotta be a story.

 

[weem]

Yep, gonna have to roll goblin-style on this one as well

 

[Scribble]

I'ma go with fingers M'Gee on this one.

Kobolds are tricky.. I'm sure I could use my trap buildin skillz to rig up some new fingers. Goblins are stupid. He'll probably die of starvation before he finds the magic teeth.

Stupid toothless goblin.

 

[Aeolius]

..gotta be a story.

Quite the.... tail

 

[El Mahdi]

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[Umbran]

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[Aeolius]

This sounds like the opening of an adventure. A goblin with no teeth and a kobold with no fingers meet three gray sisters who share a tooth and eye between them... while riding a horse with no name.