D&D General Who is Gilbert Grape Eating?

[Dannyalcatraz]

Wouldn’t Athasian halflings enjoy Gi-Kreen-Mul? (A Half-giant stuffed with a Thri-kreen stuffed with a Mul; baked.)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A setting like this might have some interesting culinary aphorisms. For instance, their version of Emeril Legasse might claim, “Orc fat rules!”

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Margaret Chorizo
Soy Behar
Lamb Neeson
Veal Patrick Harris
Cheez-wiz Khalifa
Pat Mojito
Milkshakeira
Cherry J-Lo

 

[Coroc]

Margaret Chorizo
Soy Behar
Lamb Neeson
Veal Patrick Harris
Cheez-wiz Khalifa
Pat Mojito
Milkshakeira
Cherry J-Lo

You want to milk Shakeira .... ?

I mena you are a mod, ahm are they allowed to have political incorrect humor also ?

 

[Panda-s1]

excuse my weebness, but...
thread: haha food-themed names because cannibalism
older manga artists: food-themed names because WHAT?!

but if I have to contribute something, then... Hammibal Lecter, yeah I'm not good at this.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Shia LaBeouf

 

[Eltab]

Wouldn’t Athasian halflings enjoy Gi-Kreen-Mul? (A Half-giant stuffed with a Thri-kreen stuffed with a Mul; baked.)

No. Thri-Kreen are covered in armor-quality chitin and do not stuff into anything.

However a Halfling might be able to use the chest cavity as an impromptu oven for some other dish.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

No. Thri-Kreen are covered in armor-quality chitin and do not stuff into anything.

pffft

Let a creole Halfling correct you on that: you harvest them when they molt. So you only use the soft-shelled ones for Gi-Kreen-Mul.

 

[Scott DeWar]

As funny as this is, I wonder if there is a barf smily.

 

[WayOfTheFourElements]

Big Black William