The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[darjr]

When your desperate search for that “other poster” fails and you realize it was you.

 

[prabe]

When your desperate search for that “other poster” fails and you realize it was you.

If, looking around the table, you don't know who the sucker is, it's you.

 

[Gradine]

I was pushing for Washington Team of Football.


WTF, dude. W. T. F.

Seven down the mountain

 

[payn]

Washington Whales

Washington Warriors

Washington Volcanoes

Washington

Along the "W" line I was hoping they would go with Warpigs. It also harkens to their historical line called the "hogs". Of course you have the ol pigskin line too. Also, its funny because its D.C. and Ozzie wrote a quaint song about leaders named Warpigs.

 

[Ryujin]

...how ludicorus?

On the scale of 1 (CleverNickName recanting his pineapple heresy) to Infinite (I decide to create a "Thank you to all Bards and the Neat-o People Who Play Them!" thread) ludicrousness?

Is there a unit of measurement for ludicrousness? Does it differ between metric and imperial?

"That's insane. I think it's approximately 32.4 kilocarrottops."

Divide by 1.8 and add 32.

 

[CleverNickName]

...how ludicorus?

On the scale of 1 (CleverNickName recanting his pineapple heresy) to Infinite (I decide to create a "Thank you to all Bards and the Neat-o People Who Play Them!" thread) ludicrousness?

Is there a unit of measurement for ludicrousness? Does it differ between metric and imperial?

@Snarf Zagyg You might be shocked and amazed to learn that the last two pizzas I ordered didn't have pineapple on them at all. One was topped with Canadian bacon and jalapeno peppers, which you might recognize this as the classic "border to border" pizza. And just yesterday, I ordered a fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, and tomato pizza (the classic "margarita" pizza).

You prefer to paint me by my penchant for purchasing pizzas-plus-pineapple alone, so I thought you might like to know that about me. Yes, the "Hawaiian" is a classic, but it's not the only classic I'm known to enjoy.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

@Snarf Zagyg You might be shocked and amazed to learn that the last two pizzas I ordered didn't have pineapple on them at all. One was topped with Canadian bacon and jalapeno peppers, which you might recognize this as the classic "border to border" pizza. And just yesterday, I ordered a fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, and tomato pizza (the classic "margarita" pizza).

You prefer to paint me by my penchant for purchasing pizzas-plus-pineapple alone, so I thought you might like to know that about me. Yes, the "Hawaiian" is a classic, but it's not the only classic I'm known to enjoy.

So what you're saying is that your heresies are manifold and manifest*, albeit inconsistent. Your only lodestar is the desecration of the One True Pizza.



*BEHOLD! The CleverNickName special - Pineapple and Manicotti Pizza!

 

[CleverNickName]

Ah yes, the One True Pizza*. How could I forget? The default. The ubiquitous. The ordinary. The same pizza you ate yesterday, and the day before. The one with the same sauce and crust, topped with the same cheese and pepperoni slices, par-cooked in the same oven and set aside on the same shelf, until the same phone call places the same order, and that same pizza gets reheated and boxed up and served. Again.

Wait, what's this? A glimmer of excitement tonight, this caller wants something different! Wait, no, false alarm...it's just extra cheese. Guess I'll just grab another room-temp parbake, add another handful of that same cheese, put it in the same oven, send it out. Same as always.

*Behold! The...well, opposite of special: the pepperoni pizza!

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Ah yes, the One True Pizza*. How could I forget? The default. The ubiquitous. The ordinary. The same pizza you ate yesterday, and the day before. The one with the same sauce and crust, topped with the same cheese and pepperoni slices, par-cooked in the same oven and set aside on the same shelf, until the same phone call places the same order, and that same pizza gets reheated and boxed up and served. Again.

Wait, what's this? A glimmer of excitement tonight, this caller wants something different! Wait, no, false alarm...it's just extra cheese. Guess I'll just grab another room-temp parbake, add another handful of that same cheese, put it in the same oven, send it out. Same as always.

*Behold! The...well, opposite of special: the pepperoni pizza!

Your heresies have so benoodled your brain that you view PEPPERONI as a good thing?

“Pepperoni” is the threat whispered to Italian grandmothers to make them cry. It is no more pizza than Chef Boyardee is home made pasta al dente.

 

[Umbran]

So what you're saying is that your heresies are ...

...demonstrating that dogmas need heresies, less the dogma become hollow and irrelevant.