The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

To paraphrase party girl, Gertrude Stein, "Snarf Zagyg? There is no there there."

A great many people have PM'd me and asked me how I manage to write so many comments while living such a dissipated lifestyle. My answer is always the same, “Don’t you wish you knew?” and a pretty good answer it is too, when you consider that nine times out of ten I am in my cups and incapable of reading their PM.

 

[RealAlHazred]

A great many people have PM'd me and asked me how I manage to write so many comments while living such a dissipated lifestyle. My answer is always the same, “Don’t you wish you knew?” and a pretty good answer it is too, when you consider that nine times out of ten I am in my cups and incapable of reading their PM.

A great many people have contacted me and asked me how I manage to be so cool. My answer is always the same, "Who are you? How did you get this number? Never contact me again!" And yet, they keep calling...

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

A great many people have contacted me and asked me how I manage to be so cool. My answer is always the same, "Who are you? How did you get this number? Never contact me again!"

Oh, you sweet zoomer. It's called a phone book!

You are somebody. To quote my mama, "Snarf, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people ... well, they almost tolerate you."

 

[Guest 7034872]

Levity is lost on the terminally self-serious.

 

[payn]

Levity is lost on the terminally self-serious.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Levity is lost on the terminally self-serious.

I'm as serious as the Dog Star.


Wait for it. Oh yeah. GNOMECORE!

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

Spoiler: Rant about how autism makes it difficult to interact with communities online

I'm weird. I know this about myself, and it often causes conflicts online. I'm different from other people, and sometimes this gets me into misunderstandings with other people because I'm not acting like the typical person/fan would. I'm weird in my thinking, my opinions, and my way of interacting with other people. When some people would be unreasonable, I'm often reasonable to the point that it's abnormal and make people uncomfortable (especially with jokes, ugh). And other times I'm unreasonable when other people would be reasonable (especially with foods. I hate avocados, onions, tomatoes, mayo, and ranch to unreasonable extents. Any foods that have them in them are practically inedible to me).

I'm weirder than the average nerd, and the average nerd is already considered weird by the standards of non-nerds.

I'm autistic, and it's frustrating to me too. I'm sorry if/when this causes conflicts with other people.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I have a confession as well.

I have never played D&D. Or any TTRPG.

I was hired two years ago to join this site as part of an astroturfing effort to drum up support for the greatest Candian band ever. Nickelback.

Wait, did I say Canadian? I meant the greatest BAND IN ALL OF HISTORY, FOREVER. It took me two years of lengthy posts about some place named Greyhawk and/or pineapples on pizza to build my "street cred," but I've finally gone full Nickelback.

#sorrynotsorry
#Nickelback4ever

 

[Davies]

I have a confession as well.

I have never played D&D. Or any TTRPG.

I was hired two years ago to join this site as part of an astroturfing effort to drum up support for the greatest Candian band ever. Nickelback.

Much now becomes clear. <nods>

 

[trappedslider]

I have a confession as well.

I've got a confession too

i'm kilroy