The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[eyeheartawk]

(Not to anything recent in this thread.)

"I bet you're fun at parties."

I was gonna say!

I'm very fun at parties!

And smart and cool.

 

[CleverNickName]

The comment I didn't write in so many EN World threads this week:

"Tell me you're not a lawyer without saying you're not a lawyer."

 

[MarkB]

So hey, I did a thing. I made business cards for this Aarakocra scumbag character I'm playing. I hand this out to new characters/NPCs when I meet them and then promptly throw up an animal carcass in the ensuing awkward silence.

I demand verisimilitude in my games.

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I made business cards for the party after we had to register with the city authorities as an adventuring group in one campaign. My gnome illusionist's job title was "Expediter".

 

[Ryujin]

I made business cards for the party after we had to register with the city authorities as an adventuring group in one campaign. My gnome illusionist's job title was "Expediter".

In Shadowrun we full-on opened a company; StormNorth Security. Want to mess with Corps? Might as well play their game.

 

[eyeheartawk]

In Shadowrun we full-on opened a company; StormNorth Security. Want to mess with Corps? Might as well play their game.

In one of our Shadowrun games, to infiltrate a highly secured residential building we made a whole fake singing telegram business and everything. We dressed like those vaudeville dudes with suspenders and bow-ties. I forgot what we called it, but it was a terrible idea that should not have worked.

 

[Ryujin]

In one of our Shadowrun games, to infiltrate a highly secured residential building we made a whole fake singing telegram business and everything. We dressed like those vaudeville dudes with suspenders and bow-ties. I forgot what we called it, but it was a terrible idea that should not have worked.

My great ideas are usually the ones that fail. My terrible ones are usually a cakewalk.

 

[Asisreo]

The comment I didn't write in so many EN World threads this week:

"Tell me you're not a lawyer without saying you're not a lawyer."

It's funny because the fact that they don't say that they are a lawyer is them basically saying they aren't a lawyer without them saying they're not a lawyer.

That sentence was fun to type.

 

[Scribe]

Was bound to end this way.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

(Not to anything recent in this thread.)

"I bet you're fun at parties."

Joke's on you! They never get invited to parties!

 

[eyeheartawk]

You know, I've never put anybody on my ignore list since I take pride in my ability to both take and receive banter. But man, I'm really tempted now. Not for banter reasons, but for ludicrous pedantry.

 

[Ryujin]

Joke's on you! They never get invited to parties!

Oh, they get invited, but you'll always find them in the kitchen at parties.

 

[payn]

You know, I've never put anybody on my ignore list since I take pride in my ability to both take and receive banter. But man, I'm really tempted now. Not for banter reasons, but for ludicrous pedantry.

 

[Scribe]

You know, I've never put anybody on my ignore list since I take pride in my ability to both take and receive banter. But man, I'm really tempted now. Not for banter reasons, but for ludicrous pedantry.

There are 2 I think on my list. 0 regrets.

 

[Scribe]

Absolutely, bodied.

 

[eyeheartawk]

I'm not gonna say I'm gloating, but I totally am.

We just all (well, most of us anyway) stood up and refused to be a victim.

 

[Scribe]

I'm not gonna say I'm gloating, but I totally am.

We just all (well, most of us anyway) stood up and refused to be a victim.

I'm essentially.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Oh my god I want 10!

Unfortunately, she was a one-off I did for a poster on the Reaper Miniatures forum.
(And she was an unbelievable <bleep> to sculpt - she's only 15mm tall and I had to scratch-build new sculpting tools out of the tiny nails I usually use for pinning hands and swords.)

Grrrrrr. Nothing grinds my gears like pointless pedantry. Just makes me want to chew off my own left ear.

Um, wouldn't it be more effective to chew off their fingers instead, so they can't type?

So hey, I did a thing. I made business cards for this Aarakocra scumbag character I'm playing. I hand this out to new characters/NPCs when I meet them and then promptly throw up an animal carcass in the ensuing awkward silence.

I demand verisimilitude in my games.

I made a 4E character named Jack Daw who was a shapechanging were-crow sort of thing from the Feywild (refluffed pixie druid)... Because his look was based on being a crow, I modeled his personality the same way - he was loud, raucous, greedy...And had a habit of snacking on dead things at hilariously inappropriate moments.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Now, let's get back to the usual business of explaining how all of you are playing D&D wrong.

 

[Cadence]

Now, let's get back to the usual business of explaining how all of you are playing D&D wrong.

Except for:
(a) fighting the ongoing fights about it - because, pedadntry
(b) arguing about how peperoni still isn't safe
(c) arguing how not all kinds of pineapple have been released for general use
(d) arguing about how the next new topping will be made availale

 

[CleverNickName]

What if I want to argue with the people who only want to argue with the people arguing the argument that arguments aren't worth arguing about?