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[Mad_Jack]

I'm pretty sure they gave humans a small size option because half the characters in anime are like twelve years old.

 

[Aeson]

I thought it would be to be more inclusive and representative. My thought was little people as in both small adults, and children.

 

[Aeson]

I saw 3 little balls of fur trying to cross the road last night. They were young raccoons and so cute. The first ran across. The next two looked up at me with their big doe eyes, and thought better of it. They went back from whence they came. I want s pet raccoon.

 

[trappedslider]

So, i finally have an idea for a good Halloween/cosplay that I pull off due to my red hair: Genderflip Chandra from MTG

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I saw 3 little balls of fur trying to cross the road last night. They were young raccoons and so cute. The first ran across. The next two looked up at me with their big doe eyes, and thought better of it. They went back from whence they came. I want s pet raccoon.

That may be the most southern thing you’ve ever posted.

 

[Aeson]

That may be the most southern thing you’ve ever posted.

That I want a pet raccoon? I also want a pet monkey, a pet dragon, and a Penthouse Pet. I doubt I'll get any of them.

 

[Aeson]

I am a Southern gentleman, not a redneck. I don't own a single piece of camouflage clothing, and If I get married IT WILL NOT BE ALLOWED. I think big trucks on big tires are for small men. Same for those loud whiney sputtering cars. I love country music but I hate what they've done to it recently.
No rap in my country, thank you very much.
I don't think Budweiser or Miller Lite is the height of beer making. I don't chew/dip/smoke or tobacco. I'll eat beans and cornbread, greens and cornbread, biscuits and gravy, fried chicken, fried okra. Many fine southern dishes.
I'm southern by the grace of luck. I don't revel in the trashy. I always try to rise above and take anyone willing to go with me.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I saw 3 little balls of fur trying to cross the road last night. They were young raccoons and so cute. The first ran across. The next two looked up at me with their big doe eyes, and thought better of it. They went back from whence they came. I want s pet raccoon.

Thing is, you can't really tame a wild raccoon... And even if you get one at birth, they're extremely high-maintenance animals to take care of.

 

[J.Quondam]

Thing is, you can't really tame a wild raccoon... And even if you get one at birth, they're extremely high-maintenance animals to take care of.

Nah, you just need to know how to bribe them.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Nah, you just need to know how to bribe them.

Raccoons are greedy little f-ing extortionists - whatever you gave them the last time isn't going to be good enough this time.