I'd buy that for a dollar.Good call.
Play what you know.
My future bard characters will just talk at people endlessly about Robocop.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What changes do you think we should make to bards?"I don't play D&D anymore. Haven't played it in years, and I don't understand why anyone would pick D&D over the huge variety of other RPGs on the market. You might say that I hate D&D, and I hate the company that produces it. Anyway, here's my advice for the next edition of D&D..."
Try using them as a cobbler/dump cake filler instead of as a pizza topping?What changes do you think we should make to bards?
Snarky answer:What changes do you think we should make to bards?
But then they still exist thoMake them a subclass of Rogue.
Make Rogues a talentless subclass of Bard.Snarky answer:
Put them in a separate book, far away from the Player's Handbook, and label it so that it is very clear that this class is not official game content and was never intended to be taken seriously by anyone. Maybe call it "D&D: the April Fool's Edition!"
Serious answer:
Make them a subclass of Rogue.
Make Rogues a talentless subclass of Bard.