Snarf?
(Which is why folks should just listen to them about pizza toppings!)
New pizzeria, the subject
Of gourmet fantasy
I want to try it so badly
I know what I want to eat
Inside me, there's longing
All the toppings sound swell
Look at menu, waiter is close now
From the kitchen there is that smell
Don't eat, don't eat those
Don't eat those anchovies
Don't eat, don't eat those
Don't eat those anchovies
My friends are so jealous
They haven't eaten here yet
Sometimes it's not so easy
When you keep a fish as a pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes me cry
I'm so hungry, server's waiting
I'll take anything on my pizza pie
Don't eat, don't eat those
Don't eat those anchovies
Don't eat, don't eat those
Don't eat those anchovies
The lesson, as always, is that I might be your lord. But I'm no one's savior.