The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[payn]

So, I dont really ever watch network television anymore. Well, except in the fall when Sunday Night Football (Americano) is on. I flipped on my tellie a few min ago. I usually check email, prepare a meal, etc... while the TV starts up. Still tuned to NBC from last night and the political ads...HOLY SMOKES that's some dark stuff coming out of there at an alarming rate.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

It makes more sense if you think the roach powder is heroin, dunnit?

Wait ... so THAT'S why it wasn't killing the bugs.

i just kept applying more .......

 

[Mad_Jack]

I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering fans of older editions of D&D.

It's true, though... I'm actually responsible for telepathically forcing the D&D folks to release the past four new editions, in order to make fans of the older editions so mad their heads explode...

Well, no, not really...

But I do know someone who's a 1st Ed. AD&D fan (and kind of a <bleep>), and I really am trying to kill him slowly - every time I bump into him I like to remind him that his favorite character failed a save he should have made, bombed the system shock roll to survive the polymorph, and then got reincarnated as a bugbear...

 

[prabe]

Wait ... so THAT'S why it wasn't killing the bugs.

i just kept applying more .......

Maybe you should have tried including the bugs in your William Tell act.

 

[eyeheartawk]

You sometimes wake up from a dream and think, "Thank God, I didn't really do that!" Reconstructing a period of blackout you think, "My God, did I really do that?" The line between saying and thinking is blurred. Did you say it or just think it?

Yeah, when I wake up from being blackout drunk and realize I had decided to eat a Crave Case from White Castle.

 

[Cadence]

And now I'm picturing riffs off of the coney scene in LotR, where Sam is offering Gollum pineapple pizza, hotdogs with catsup, and well done steaks.

 

[Gradine]

And now I'm picturing riffs off of the coney scene in LotR, where Sam is offering Gollum pineapple pizza, hotdogs with catsup, and well done steaks.

...with catsup

 

[Cadence]

...with catsup

And his brief hope it actually involves dogs and cats...

 

[el-remmen]

It is kind of amazing the myriad ways there are to forget we're talking about a game.


EDIT: Ooops. I mean PIZZA.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Maybe you should have tried including the bugs in your William Tell act.

I creeched louder still, creeching: 'Am I just to be like a clockwork orange?' It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem real when you hear them with the ol' Billy Tell.