Man, Skyrim is just terrible.
(loads Skyrim)
I mean, Oblivion was just so much better.
(clicks 'New Game' on the Skyrim load screen)
The character classes were more nuanced, and had more options.
(watches the cart ride scene through Helgen)
And Oblivion's magic system was so much better than Skyrim's alchemy.
(creates new Skyrim character)
And the story was better too!
(finishes the intro, heads to Riverwood)
Yep, Oblivion was just better in every way. I hope Bethesda actually listens to the fans, and makes the next one more like Oblivion.
(continues to play another 100+ hours of Skyrim)
This is what all edition wars look like to me.