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The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

Cadence

Legend
Supporter
Inspired by a back and forth about what makes something an Avengers comic, but with relevance elsewhere ...

"Welcome to Xanathar's house of Pizza! We present to you the 2022 Pizza of the Year - the Mexican inspired roller pizza. We take a tortilla, some spicy melty cheese, and your choice of spicy meats and veggies (we recommend the beans) and roll it up and tuck the ends in."

"I mean, it's super tasty and maybe a better meal than your Pizzas. But that .. that's not a Pizza... it's a Burrito?"

"No, it's a Pizza! We're Xanathar's house of Pizza and Pizza is in it's name. Look at all our marketing materials!"
 
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payn

He'll flip ya...Flip ya for real...
Not the pizza stories again...
Hungry Comic Strip GIF
 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
Inspired by a back and forth about what makes something an Avengers comic, but with relevance elsewhere ...

"Welcome to Xanathar's house of Pizza! We present to you the 2022 Pizza of the Year - the Mexican inspired roller pizza. We take a tortilla," some spicy melty cheese, and your choice of spicy meats and veggies (we recommend the beans) and roll it up and tuck the ends in."

"I mean, it's super tasty and maybe a better meal than your Pizza's. But that .. that's not a Pizza... it's a Burrito?"

"No, it's a Pizza! We're Xanathar's house of Pizza and Pizza is in it's name. Look at all our marketing materials!"
Starbucks: Would you like to try our caffe macchiato?
Me: Um, that's not a caffe macchiato.
Starbucks: It is now! (laughs maniacally)
 




RealAlHazred

Frumious Flumph (Your Grace/Your Eminence)
WotC's "authority" ends at the table where my friends and guests get together and play.

This also applies for anyone else's opinions, advice, and two cents.
Absolutely. Except... except for Matt Mercer, right? His authority trumps yours, I think... I'm just going by what I see on the Internet!

To some people other people are not real.
It's wild, I can't even remember making this comment under my sock puppet account! But I must have...
 

el-remmen

Moderator Emeritus
I shared this on a couple of my threads in the D&D forum, but wanted to share it here. . . I started a new D&D blog (as I have often threatened to do) as an extension of my HOW I RUN IT zine. Remember our motto: "I can't tell you how to run your game, but I can tell you how I run mine!"

There is some stuff on there currently that I have shared on ENWorld before, but there is more to come in the ensuing weeks and months, including some near Snarf-Zagygian essays! :p:sneaky:

 

To some people other people are not real.

It's not really that. It's just that I am convinced there is not enough CPU to simulate other people when they are outside of my clipping distance. If you've the odd feeling that days at work resemble a routine, it's because they are. Due to not being in the center of attention of the protagonist, you're just following a pre-scripted routine so the computer can determine where you are relative to the protagonist. None of us are real.

I am the PC, though.
 


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