The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Gradine]

When the best thing you can do during Pride Month is die.

 

[overgeeked]

When the best thing you can do during Pride Month is die.

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Too bad I can only react once...

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

 

[prabe]

Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

 

[CleverNickName]

Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me publicly hate on the things you like, in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"

thinking.....


(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast BARDS, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?
(⌐■_■)
YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

[CleverNickName]

INSTANT WIN
1st level evocation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Self
Components: V
Duration: Instant
Classes: Wizard
When you cast this spell within 300 feet of a Fighter or other non-spellcasting character, you immediately win D&D. Your DM will provide all relevant details.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

INSTANT WIN
1st level evocation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Self
Components: V
Duration: Instant
Classes: Wizard
When you cast this spell within 300 feet of a Fighter or other non-spellcasting character, you immediately win D&D. Your DM will provide all relevant details.

I was going to take this spell, but unfortunately Instant Win didn't fit the campaign theme, so I had to take Delayed Gratification instead.


....and no, delayed gratification is not a euphemism.

 

[CleverNickName]

I was going to take this spell, but unfortunately Instant Win didn't fit the campaign theme, so I had to take Delayed Gratification instead.

DELAYED GRATIFICATION
1st level evocation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Self
Components: V
Duration: Instant
Classes: Wizard
When you cast this spell within 300 feet of a Fighter or other non-spellcasting character, you win D&D at the beginning of your next turn. Your DM will provide all relevant details.

 

[Ryujin]

"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"

I think we all know the answer to this question: