The "Half Elves in Baldur's Gate 3" thread is still going strong, but rather than post an off-color joke about half elves there, I shall post it here. I was in a D&D game many moons ago, and me & another guy were playing a pair of obnoxious elves who acted like fratboys. At one point during the session somebody mentioned half elves, so I asked my fellow bro, in character, "Hey dude, where do half elves come from?" He started stammering at the odd question and I yelled out, "YOUR MOM!" He muttered something about that woman being a saint as everybody else chuckled in mock horror.