The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Velderan]

"I want to buy a pizza, but I'm unsure if ethically I can support Domino's. Does anyone know how the source their ingrediants?"
"You probably shouldn't eat pizza then, have you seen the amount of cholesterol in it?"
"I'm fine with pizza being unhealthy to eat, I'm just trying to understand if Domino's is ok to buy from. Do they buy produce from ethically ran farms?"
"It really sounds like pizza isn't healthy enough for you. Have you tried tacos?"

The mental gymnastics some people go through to completely ignore what a person is asking is impressive sometimes.

 

[payn]

"I want to buy a pizza, but I'm unsure if ethically I can support Domino's. Does anyone know how the source their ingrediants?"
"You probably shouldn't eat pizza then, have you seen the amount of cholesterol in it?"
"I'm fine with pizza being unhealthy to eat, I'm just trying to understand if Domino's is ok to buy from. Do they buy produce from ethically ran farms?"
"It really sounds like pizza isn't healthy enough for you. Have you tried tacos?"

The mental gymnastics some people go through to completely ignore what a person is asking is impressive sometimes.

To be fair, some folks are really bad at making sprawling OPs that cover a generally wide range of topics. Then, they hide the real intent in a wall of text in a single sentence. Then, get upset when folks dont talk about that one single topic in that one specific way.

 

[Velderan]

To be fair, some folks are really bad at making sprawling OPs that cover a generally wide range of topics. Then, they hide the real intent in a wall of text in a single sentence. Then, get upset when folks dont talk about that one single topic in that one specific way.

It happens, but definitely not in this case. OP was pretty short and the poster clarified their stance at least twice and was still having people respond to something they weren't asking.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

To be fair, some folks are really bad at making sprawling OPs that cover a generally wide range of topics. Then, they hide the real intent in a wall of text in a single sentence. Then, get upset when folks dont talk about that one single topic in that one specific way.

I am always annoyed when I order an anchovy pizza, and they deliver an anchovy pizza.

If the person taking the order had been paying attention to what I was thinking as opposed to the words coming out my mouth, they would have understood that I hate anchovies, and actually wanted onions.

 

[Raunalyn]

Unblocking someone so you can complain that you blocked them?

Wow...good job there, little guy.

 

[Gradine]

Broke: This thread exists to make tortured pizza metaphors obliquely referencing other threads.
Woke: This thread exists to pay tribute to all the closed threads along the way

 

[Bedrockgames]

"I want to buy a pizza, but I'm unsure if ethically I can support Domino's. Does anyone know how the source their ingrediants?"
"You probably shouldn't eat pizza then, have you seen the amount of cholesterol in it?"
"I'm fine with pizza being unhealthy to eat, I'm just trying to understand if Domino's is ok to buy from. Do they buy produce from ethically ran farms?"
"It really sounds like pizza isn't healthy enough for you. Have you tried tacos?"

The mental gymnastics some people go through to completely ignore what a person is asking is impressive sometimes.

Pfft. Pizzas aren't cultivated on farms. They grow only in the wild, in volcanic soil

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Broke: This thread exists to make tortured pizza metaphors obliquely referencing other threads.
Woke: This thread exists to pay tribute to all the closed threads along the way

This is the greatest and best thread on Enworld...
Tribute.
Long time ago Snarf and my friend Gradine here,
We was wanderin' down a long and lonesome website.
All of a sudden,
There shined a shiny moderator,
In the middle of the site,
And he said!

Create the best thread in the world, or I'll ban your accounts...
Well me and Gradine,
We looked at each other,
And we each said,
Okay.

And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be
The best thread on Enworld,
It was the best thread on Enworld.

Read these words and it's easy to see
One and one makes two, two and one makes three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred thousand posts or so
When the sun doth shine
And the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow.

Needless to say,
The mod was stunned.
The banhammer done fizzled out,
Red text? There was none.
He asked us,
Be you angels?
And we said nay,
We are but posters,
Rock!

Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!

This is not the greatest thread on Enworld, no.
This is just a tribute!
Couldn't remember the greatest thread on Enworld, yeah - no!
This is a tribute!
To the greatest thread on Enworld,
Alright!
It was the greatest thread on Enworld,
Alright!
This is the greatest mother-lovin' thread, the greatest thread on Enworld oh!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends,
The thread we wrote on that fateful night,
It didn't actually look anything like this thread!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me,
And I wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion.

 

[Gradine]

 

[trappedslider]

so, I think i have a way for enworld to make money off of bots....

You charge new accounts $1 USD to post. I see no way in which this is a bad idea. /s

EDIT: Netflix is opening physical stores – and Blockbuster has the perfect reaction

hahaha
"Oh boy," Blockbuster tweeted. "Should we tell @Netflix how this ends?"

Redbox, known for their DVD rental vending machine usually located in American retailers like Wal-Mart, replied, "I think I've seen this film before."