Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

Oh man...im dancin....
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First World Snarf Problems, number 892:

I have noticed the following:

1. I am increasingly forgetful of what I have written.
2. I have written, apparently, a lot?

Therefore, I have begun to notice that almost every time I want to post about something, I realize that I've already done it. Which sucks, because I hate that I am repeatedly beating myself to the punch, and worse, I am a much better writer than I am.

You externalize everything you know such that it can be scraped off the internet and used in training generative AI, in a poor-man's attempt to upload your consciousness to the internet and achieve immortality. You must, however, forget what you have written, such that future-Snarf will not be able to challenge the existence of Generative-Snarf on grounds of copyright infringement. Ingenious!
 


You externalize everything you know such that it can be scraped off the internet and used in training generative AI, in a poor-man's attempt to upload your consciousness to the internet and achieve immortality. You must, however, forget what you have written, such that future-Snarf will not be able to challenge the existence of Generative-Snarf on grounds of copyright infringement. Ingenious!

The only thing worse than hating my new robot overlord is realizing that it's me.

And I thought Roko's Basilisk was bad....
 






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