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There is a great detail of detail in character generation so every character can be a special snowflake.

After each session everyone gets a participation trophy no matter what happened.
 


There is a great detail of detail in character generation so every character can be a special snowflake.

After each session everyone gets a participation trophy no matter what happened.
These just aren’t reflective of something Milennials actually want. “You’re all like snowflakes” was the message our parents and other caregivers insisted on repeating to us, not something we actually sought to be told, and participation trophies were given to mollify our parents who couldn’t handle the fact that their kids weren’t going to be sports stars. We thought they were dumb at best and embarrassing at worst.
 

To continue a bit in the spirit of the OP:
  • The spell Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion gets renamed to Mordenkainen's Medium-Sized Condomium, because few Millenial Wizards can afford more than that

Mordenkainens Magnificent Parents Extra Room.

Mordenkainen’s Mom’s Magnificent Mooring.

Mordenkainen’s Starkly Furnished Basement

Note: while within MSFB, Wi-Scry connectivity will be spotty, affecting all items used for divination.
 

Every Millennial D&D setting has a "Everything Changed When.." Event.

Usually the X Nation attack, Aliens invade, the Emperor is Assassinated, the Magic crashes, or the Masquerade is broken.

You can play happy Pre-ECW or horrible Post-ECW versions of settings
 

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