Bedrockgames
I post in the voice of Christopher Walken
“Nothing has been good since the 90’s, not music, movies, or anything” says the man who spends all day scrolling on his phone bitching about stuff….which, I dunno, isn’t a thing you could do then.
And look it how it has ruined this man. Attention span? Gone! Activity levels? Diminished considerably! The number of great novels read this year? Zero! And all he has for consolation, after the scrolling phone has taken everything he loves, is inferior post 90s media! When the depression sets in, when he realizes this hell is worthy of Dante and reaches out to connect with others, he finds he has scrolled so often he lacks the basic interpersonal skills to connect with his fellow man!