Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Umbran]

I just came back from a trip to the Galapagos Islands, where I spent a week on a boat, snorkeling, going hiking on islands, and so on.

The ship's cook was a genius and a workhorse, Three meals and two snacks a day, for 14 guests and six crew. Including a magnificent X-mas turkey somehow roasted in a tiny ship's galley.

One day, we came back from a physically challenging outing to find.... pineapple pizza.
And it was frelling delicious.
So, shut up, is what I'm sayin'.

 

[Bedrockgames]

I just came back from a trip to the Galapagos Islands, where I spent a week on a boat, snorkeling, going hiking on islands, and so on.

The ship's cook was a genius and a workhorse, Three meals and two snacks a day, for 14 guests and six crew. Including a magnificent X-mas turkey somehow roasted in a tiny ship's galley.

One day, we came back from a physically challenging outing to find.... pineapple pizza.
And it was frelling delicious.
So, shut up, is what I'm sayin'.

You probably needed the potassium. My working theory is the pineapple pizza haters are so worked up about it because they are low on potassium and their heart rate is through the roof

 

[Alzrius]

You probably needed the potassium. My working theory is the pineapple pizza haters are so worked up about it because they are low on potassium and their heart rate is through the roof

So...banana on a pizza, then?

 

[payn]

So...banana on a pizza, then?

Folks do like their banana ketchup.

 

[Bedrockgames]

So...banana on a pizza, then?

Maybe not with cheese but perhaps an Elvis style peanut butter and banana pizza

 

[Umbran]

So...banana on a pizza, then?

Maybe not, but plantains would probably work.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Maybe not, but plantains would probably work.

In fact, there’s frittatas that use a plantain crust, and I have seen- but not tried- a recipe for plantain & egg pizza.

 

[Staffan]

You probably needed the potassium. My working theory is the pineapple pizza haters are so worked up about it because they are low on potassium and their heart rate is through the roof

'K.

 

[overgeeked]

Not this thread. Not even this site.

Oh, so that’s what enshittification looks like in real time.

 

[Bedrockgames]

'K.

Low potassium also causes muscle stiffness, making it difficult to type complete words