Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm just pondering the horror of being responsible for cleaning and wondering what is worse, the chocolate fountain mode for dessert or gravy fountain mode at breakfast.

I’d prefer biscuits with chocolate to biscuits with gravy.

…and I’m mildly allergic to chocolate.*





* corn, too, FWIW. Hasn’t stopped me from eating either one. (But it has made me rein it in a bit.)

 

[Staffan]

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[Warpiglet-7]

Cornbread we make has zero sugar added. My kids like cornbread muffins which are sweet. Not me.

I live near a Cracker Barrel…I am laying off the booze…eating healthier…and now all I can think about is biscuits and gravy and fried chicken.

 

[Wolfram stout]

I’d prefer biscuits with chocolate to biscuits with gravy.

…and I’m mildly allergic to chocolate.*





* corn, too, FWIW. Hasn’t stopped me from eating either one. (But it has made me rein it in a bit.)

My mom made a chocolate gravy that we would put over biscuits. Man, only on special occasions, but it rocked.

 

[overgeeked]

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Always loved the humor of Blood Bowl.

 

[payn]

When folks say chocolate gravy, do they just mean a milk chocolate drizzle, or like a meat grease with rue gravy that has chocolate in it?

 

[TiQuinn]

When folks say chocolate gravy, do they just mean a milk chocolate drizzle, or like a meat grease with rue gravy that has chocolate in it?

The chocolate gravy I’ve had is similar in taste to homemade chocolate pudding but still warm and has a thick flour based gravy consistency. Think flour, milk, butter, sugar and cocoa powder.

 

[el-remmen]

Sometimes everything feels like a lot.

And then you stop and think, wait. . . everything is a lot.

 

[el-remmen]

would "everything is a lot" have been a better use of italics?

Or, "everything is a lot?"

Or maybe staccato emphasis (aka Shatnerian), "Every. Thing. Is. A. Lot."

 

[payn]

would "everything is a lot" have been a better use of italics?

Or, "everything is a lot?"

Or maybe staccato emphasis (aka Shatnerian), "Every. Thing. Is. A. Lot."

The grammar check of this aphorism is turning into a lot.