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"My character is totally different and unique! I can't wait to shake things up in the next campaign!"

☑ Dead parents, again.​
☑ Martial/caster hybrid, again.​
☑ Same 15-14-13-12-10-8 ability scores.​
☑ Same starting hit points.​
☑ Oh look, another rapier.​
☐ Elf​

"See? Totally different!"
Of those, Martial/Caster is probably the only one I spam in ChaGen. It’s not the ONLY thing I choose to play, but it’s the most common thing I play.

Hell, there’s a whole thread I created on 3.5Ed M/Cs* in my sig.





* now I need to make more, and give them appropriate rapper names: Hammer, Eminem, Dre, and Big Pun
 


"My character is totally different and unique! I can't wait to shake things up in the next campaign!"

☑ Dead parents, again.​
☑ Martial/caster hybrid, again.​
☑ Same 15-14-13-12-10-8 ability scores.​
☑ Same starting hit points.​
☑ Oh look, another rapier.​
☐ Elf​

"See? Totally different!"
It's either that or:

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Joking aside, is there any reason why this cobranding is worse than * gestures broadly at the rest of marketing *

I ate some Mr. Beast candy bars around Halloween. They were perfectly forgettable.
It's a decision based completely on my opinion -- I don't like Mr. Beast.

I don't trust anybody who can smile and not have it reach his eyes.
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looks at photo he just posted, shudders
It's uncanny, I tell you! Brrrr... No thanks!
 


Mostly I'm just making fun of my players. We rolled up new characters a couple of weekends ago for an upcoming campaign, and it was amazing how many of them had nearly identical characters, right down to the ability scores and choice of weapon...yet they insisted their characters were "totally different" from each other.
This sounds like it's time for fantasy Three Musketeers.
 



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