Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[trappedslider]

Last week, I had to explain a deep part of internet lore....about shipping and how it predated the internet

 

[Aeson]

The following day the first troll appeared. The day after that the war started...

On the first day Al Gore created the Internet.
On the second day a troll was born and claimed he had in fact created the Internet.
On the third day the first flame war began.
On the fourth day porn was created.
On the fifth day rule 34 was created.
On the sixth day Ted Cruz looked upon the forth and said it was good.
On the seventh day @trappedslider created memes and it all went to .

 

[Aeson]

i will never get over the fact that people comment on a video BEFORE watching it....

I comment on the comments before I know why they are commenting. I call it "The Weave".

 

[Aeson]

Musk has not ever, nor ever will, think that deeply.

He pays someone to think deeply for him then claims to have done it all himself.

I can tell you how we do it. But not on the open internet, they're listening.

It involves sheep, doesn't it?

 

[Aeson]

Last week, I had to explain a deep part of internet lore....about shipping and how it predated the internet

That's not possible. Amazon didn't predate the Internet, and they invented shipping. I know it's true because Jeff Bezos said it on Joe Rogan.

 

[Ryujin]

My first ever social media post to get over 3000 views, and several hundred likes, and it's got a spelling error. The platform doesn't allow editing. ARRRRGH!