Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Maxperson]

No no no no no.

We all know hot dogs are tacos. This is a crime against reason.

Do they look the same to you?!

 

[overgeeked]

“The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.” —Sam Spade, Maltese Falcon

 

[el-remmen]

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Do they look the same to you?!

Combine them and you get my dog.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Combine them and you get my dog.

Someone I used to know had a childhood mutt that was half Newfoundland, half chihuahua.

He said it was a big dog with very short legs, and looked like a furry ottoman.

 

[el-remmen]

Someone I used to know had a childhood mutt that was half Newfoundland, half chihuahua.

He said it was a big dog with very short legs, and looked like a furry ottoman.

Ours is a little long dog with long legs

We call her “a long legged weiner”

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

 

[gnarlygninja]

I am never going to be able to understand what makes my friends think "This event starts at X time, so that's the time I should leave my house".

 

[Ryujin]

I am never going to be able to understand what makes my friends think "This event starts at X time, so that's the time I should leave my house".

Oh, I get that completely. I'm chronically at least 10 minutes early for anything. At least a half an hour for medical/dental appointments (which are always late anyway). I had a girlfriend who was consistently 1 hour late for everything, because she started getting ready at the scheduled time. I started telling her that events were an hour earlier than they really were and suddenly we were on time for everything. she never caught on.

 

[Reynard]

Nothing says "Everyone is welcome" quite like "You aren't allowed to participate or even read because I think your your stance on player agency is questionable."

 

[Scribe]

Nothing says "Everyone is welcome" quite like "You aren't allowed to participate or even read because I think your your stance on player agency is questionable."

I've got the 3 worst of those guys on Ignore. People who are militant and believe 'anyone who doesnt believe what I believe is fundamentally flawed as a person, not just a DM' are not to be conversed with.

In other news.

Back at it.