Want more Rachael Ray? Who doesn't...

GlassJaw · Oct 7, 2005

I find RR extremely annoying and probably wouldn't even crack my top 100 hot list.

Rel · Oct 7, 2005

Whatever about Rachel Ray.

But the things I would let Nigella Lawson do to me with those tongs...

I'll be in my bunk.

reveal · Oct 7, 2005

Rel said:
Whatever about Rachel Ray.

But the things I would let Nigella Lawson do to me with those tongs...

I'll be in my bunk.

Who's that?

Rel · Oct 7, 2005

reveal said:
Who's that?

Nigella Lawson? She's this totally hot british chick who has (had?) a cooking show. First of all, I could listen to her read the phone book. But the first time I saw her lick frosting right off the little frosting-spreader-thingy, I...had a moment.

This woman is built like a woman who actually enjoys eating the stuff she cooks. The only problem is that they never show pictures of her cooking from behind. (Insert Sir Mix-a-Lot reference here)

It's not like I'd leave my wife if Nigella ever said, "Would you care to taste this muffin?" But that is only because my head would have exploded.

Mystery Man · Oct 7, 2005

The hottest woman on the Food channel. Ohhh Giada!!

And if I listen to my wife, Tyler Florence will never be allowed in my house. :uhoh:

kenobi65 · Oct 7, 2005

Mystery Man said:
The hottest woman on the Food channel. Ohhh Giada!!

I have a friend who has the hots for Giada, but she doesn't do it for me. I refer to her as "Bobble-Head Italian Cook", because her body is so skinny and tiny that her head seems hugely out of proportion to me.

kenobi65 · Oct 7, 2005

Rel said:
But the things I would let Nigella Lawson do to me with those tongs...

Hey, I own those tongs!

But, yah, Nigella's fine, too.

Rel said:
The only problem is that they never show pictures of her cooking from behind. (Insert Sir Mix-a-Lot reference here)

Check out the "English Muffin" below. Baby got back bacon?

Blue_Kryptonite · Oct 7, 2005

Rachel's fun to watch, but only because she looks, sounds, and acts like our best friend (and gamer group member) Anne. All the way down to the endless optimism.

reveal · Oct 7, 2005

Rel said:
It's not like I'd leave my wife if Nigella ever said, "Would you care to taste this muffin?" But that is only because my head would have exploded.

I like to ask people with a muffin on their desk if they're "about to go down on the muffin." [Insert Aerosmith reference here]

Mystery Man · Oct 7, 2005

reveal said:
I like to ask people with a muffin on their desk if they're "about to go down on the muffin." [Insert Aerosmith reference here]

Quoted before Henry comes in and edits it!!

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