Rabulias
the Incomparably Shrewd and Clever
Yeah. Musk wins the match but is later found dead in the locker room, of no obvious cause....
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Ryujin
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More likely drops dead in the ring, apparently from the breeze of a near miss punch.Yeah. Musk wins the match but is later found dead in the locker room, of no obvious cause....
FitzTheRuke
Legend
Musk's "martial arts" training is at a dojo. Putin's is probably from killing people with his bare hands. Youth and reach is definitely in Musk's favor, but I don't think it would beat Putin's killer instinct. Besides, Putin would probably have him poisoned before the match started, like a true pro.
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Sacrosanct
Legend
Musk is an idiot. He would lose. Badly, and quickly. There's a big difference between practicing in your dojo or for competition and practicing to kill. Putin would be ruthless and go for the throat, engaging in "dirty" maneuvers that you don't learn in a dojo.
It would be like all those guys in the first year of UFC who thought they were tough guys because they were karate black belts or ninjas (yes, there was a ninjitsu guy), and went up against street fighting grapplers. Rude awakening is an understatement.
It would be like all those guys in the first year of UFC who thought they were tough guys because they were karate black belts or ninjas (yes, there was a ninjitsu guy), and went up against street fighting grapplers. Rude awakening is an understatement.
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Imaculata
Hero
I'm in the Netherlands, but some of my Ukrainian colleagues are in Odessa.
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Mannahnin
Scion of Murgen (He/Him)
6'1" or so vs. 5'7", 50 vs 71 is a major physical difference, and who knows how long Putin's been out of actual practice. He may be as much degraded in operational effectiveness as his army. Those karateka weren't getting beat up by septuagenarians.
Impossible to really know for sure who would have the edge, as it's in Putin's interest to maintain his mythology even if hasn't actually grappled in years.
Still silly as hell of Musk to try to arrogate to himself the role of Ukraine's champion.
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Zardnaar
Legend
I worked with some Russians via Odessa.
Joke (via r/Ukraine).
Alexei "Hey Sergey are we invading Odessa today"? Sergey: "Shut up Alexei and keep swimming"!
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