The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

Dannyalcatraz

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A lot of “legalese” is lawyers exhausting synonyms for words in their documents. This is, in part, because some lawsuits have been decided on the use of a particular word choice instead of a synonym.

When I was in law school, I was taught 2 ways to combat bloat:

1) use the words used in the relevant statutes.

2) when writing a legal document, include a section of definitions for any specific terminology.

Wills & Estate Prof. Stanley Johannsen illustrated the problem by handing out a 25 page document to the class, and asked us to start reading it. He called us to stop after about 5 minutes. He then asked us to look at the last page. It was about 3 paragraphs of text that didn’t quite fill the sheet. This, he said, was what he had reduced the previous 24 pages to with careful drafting.

(He then threatened to eternally haunt anyone who drafted docs like the bulk of the pages as opposed to the last one.)

Another part of that verbose drafting style is trapping your opponents by the sheer amount of language used, hoping they’ll miss some key clause. Again, the UT profs hated that mindset. They generally taught that your documents should be drafted clearly and succinctly in order to PREVENT litigation and needless delays. Clarity lets everyone know their obligations and diminishes disruption. If you wind up in court, your documents were probably flawed.
 

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CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
Evergreen advice.

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Mannahnin

Scion of Murgen (He/Him)
And in that spirit*, here's my favorite rum cocktail.

CleverMaiTai

2 oz. Puerto Rican rum
0.5 oz. Grand Mariner
1 oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice
1 oz. orgeat syrup
0.5 oz. dark rum

Shake the first four ingredients with ice, strain into an ice-filled glass. Top with the dark rum, serve. You're supposed to garnish it with a cherry and a lime wedge or whatever, but I never bother.

*see what I did there?
This is pretty close to the original Trader Vic recipe, which once I tried it* and started making them at home during the pandemic totally ruined for me the junk ones you find in restaurants. I've never really been a rum guy, but original-style Mai Tais and classic Daiquiris got me so I always have rum on hand now.

(*well, obviously without the now-nonexistent 17 year Wray & Nephew rum)
 

Whizbang Dustyboots

Gnometown Hero
This is pretty close to the original Trader Vic recipe, which once I tried it* and started making them at home during the pandemic totally ruined for me the junk ones you find in restaurants. I've never really been a rum guy, but original-style Mai Tais and classic Daiquiris got me so I always have rum on hand now.

(*well, obviously without the now-nonexistent 17 year Wray & Nephew rum)
Anyone who likes tiki drinks should run, not walk to get Sippin' Safari, which has all these original recipes -- there are multiple competing Mai Tais, for instance -- and is a gorgeous artifact to have on your bookshelf, besides.

I've been making cocktails at home since the pandemic began and it's probably my most-used book, once I got beyond the three-ingredient cocktail stage.
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
This is pretty close to the original Trader Vic recipe, which once I tried it* and started making them at home during the pandemic totally ruined for me the junk ones you find in restaurants. I've never really been a rum guy, but original-style Mai Tais and classic Daiquiris got me so I always have rum on hand now.

(*well, obviously without the now-nonexistent 17 year Wray & Nephew rum)

Spirits, Ranked

1. Scotch
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(and other whisk(e)ys).

2. Gin.

3. Caspar ... the Friendly.

4. Rum/Rhum.

5. TEQUILA! (Fun fact- Tequila should always be spelled like you're screaming it)

6. Brandy. You're a fine Girl.

7. The Babadook.

1,083. Vodka.
 

payn

He'll flip ya...Flip ya for real...
Spirits, Ranked

1. Scotch
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(and other whisk(e)ys).

2. Gin.

3. Caspar ... the Friendly.

4. Rum/Rhum.

5. TEQUILA! (Fun fact- Tequila should always be spelled like you're screaming it)

6. Brandy. You're a fine Girl.

7. The Babadook.

1,083. Vodka.
I had no room on my list for cognac until I had me a good Sazerac.
 


MarkB

Legend
In related news, Willy Wonka is NOT giving the Chocolate Factory to Hasbro.

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No need. Just wait until Charlie gets it, then give it another six months. After dealing with Health and Safety inspections, tax audits and Oompa Loompa union reps for a few weeks he'll be happy to sell it to them for a knock-down price.
 

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