100 Reasons why Dunedain (and men) prefer Elven Maidens

[Rashak Mani]

Hey ! Hold it guys... this is 3rd Edition ! Almost no Half elves around... all this race crossovers arent possible !

Kitana are you sure gays can teach us anything ? I´d rather have you for a teacher...

 

[Guilt Puppy]

Which brings us to:

49. Your kids will get a free ride through college, because everyone will feel bad that they got the shaft.

And regarding the "ability to satisfy":

50: Elves are immune to sleep.

 

[Rashak Mani]

>>50: Elves are immune to sleep.

Bingo ! That was a hard hit to the male cause ! You traitor !

 

[KitanaVorr]

I wish you the best with your Elven male! Enjoy him to the fullest!

Just give me Liv Tyler...

-- Nifft

You can have Arwen and her rather boring personality. I prefer Legolas any day!

 

[KitanaVorr]

Kitana are you sure gays can teach us anything ? I´d rather have you for a teacher...

sure thing, let me get out my whip and teach you a few things about my favorite topic...female dominance and male submission...

 

[KitanaVorr]

50: Elves are immune to sleep.

oh yeah....OH YEAH! I absolutely love that!

 

[mythago]

Careful, Kitana, you're gonna scare off all the guys who are trying to put Quenya-language "No Fat Chicks" stickers on their dice bags.

Kitana are you sure gays can teach us anything

Leaving out the vast paragraphs that would offend Eric's grandma....let's just say that maintenance of one's physical appearance and fashion sense are two of the biggies. Ever seen an Elf guy with a beer gut?

 

[jdavis]

You people are going to give me a complex, since when did fat, lazy and scruffy looking become undesirable male traits? I'm going to have to reinvent myself, maybe after dinner and a nap.

 

[Black Omega]

You people are going to give me a complex, since when did fat, lazy and scruffy looking become undesirable male traits? I'm going to have to reinvent myself, maybe after dinner and a nap.

Actually, scuffy looking seems to work pretty well for Aragorn.

Now with all elfgirls around, if the Witchking only had access to Evard's Black Tentacles LotR could have been hentai.

 

[Alzrius]

You can have Arwen and her rather boring personality.

She has a boring personality? I didn't notice that part, I was too busy sizing up other aspects of her...

...her magic abilities, fencing, archery...what did you think I was going to say?