100 Reasons why Dunedain (and men) prefer Elven Maidens

[jdavis]

She has a boring personality? I didn't notice that part, I was too busy sizing up other aspects of her...

...her magic abilities, fencing, archery...what did you think I was going to say?

I find her best quality is her ability to get on a boat, after a couple of hundred years of "My Dad is a Rock Star" it would be time to put her on a boat and send her off to never be seen again in Middle Earth.

 

[Rashak Mani]

I have to agree with Kitana about the boring Arwen personality thing... so much for her other attributes... give me a girl with some brains and personality anyday.

As for the dominance thing... hhmmm.... we will have some problems Kitana until I show you your proper place... I am much more into females being dominated by me....

 

[Sixchan]

I have to agree with Kitana about the boring Arwen personality thing... so much for her other attributes... give me a girl with some brains and personality anyday.

As for the dominance thing... hhmmm.... we will have some problems Kitana until I show you your proper place... I am much more into females being dominated by me....

I'm siding with Kitana on both counts.

 

[megamania]

51 Elves do it outside
52 Elves are perfectionists- did over and over until done right
53 Magic....Blonde, Brunette or red head tonight?

 

[megamania]

Whip me...Beat me....


say anyone see "Payback"? That was nuts!

 

[mythago]

since when did fat, lazy and scruffy looking become undesirable male traits?

Back when we came down from the trees and started walking upright...but you missed that part, eh?

 

[Nifft]

You can have Arwen and her rather boring personality. I prefer Legolas any day!

Just because she was only in ONE battle scene, while he got to be in LOTS of them, you think she's borning. Did you think she was boring in the first movie, too?

Nonetheless, you're welcome to Legolas -- he's less of a threat to my male ego than Aragorn anyway.

-- Nifft

 

[jdavis]

Back when we came down from the trees and started walking upright...but you missed that part, eh?

Out of the Trees...................oh heck when did all this happen, it is getting hard to stay in a tree being fat and lazy and all.

 

[BOZ]

heheh, found this thread while looking for some keepers...

hmm, left off at #53 (although with some number repitition it's probably higher)

 

[Sejs]

54: You'll be long dead before she turns into her mother.