1000 Things Your Characters do if They Have Deathwishes

[demiurge1138]

108. Juggle delayed blast fireball beads.
109. Try on the Head of Vecna.
110. Play "Pin the Tail on the Dragon".
111. Drink unmarked potions.
112. Try on a magic item without casting identify.
113. Pick up a balor's sword.
114. Before you've killed him.
115. Flip off a titan.
116. Arm-wrestle a werewolf.

Demiurge out.

 

[Ashe]

117. Play spin the bottle with a succubus.
118. Challenge a Medusa to a staring contest.
119. Think you can successfully deal with a demon lord.
120. When greeting said demon lord say, "Wuz up!"
121. Put on the necromantic looking crown.
121. Go against every warning you've ever been given by the old men or sages.

 

[Thresher]

122. Steal Elminster's crack pipe

 

[Sullaf]

123. Kidnap a wizard's familiar and say the paladin did it
124. Then start an argument with said paladin about if the Gods really exist
125. Ignore DM's statement that the other party seems well prepared and charge right at them... while being a wizard.
125. Start killing random people in the House of Pelor
126. Say you and your party will lead the battle, just before an epic war is about to start
127. Accept missions
128. Get hired
129. Visit places

 

[Balgus]

124) taste everything
125) make a search for sandwich check. The Dm might give you one just oto get you to shut up. Then eat it.

 

[Apok]

A city whose watch averaged 18th level?! What kind of city was it, anyway? That crazy cosmic one in the ELH?

Nope. Our DM decided to randomly roll the level of the watch patrol. On a d20.

Our characters, btw, were 7th level.

 

[Angcuru]

126. Visit a Dwarven Citadel, enter the room filled with Dwarves wearing impossibly heavy armor, and proceed to start tipping them over while yelling out "Let's all go Dwarf-Tipping Y'all!"
127. Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich.
128. Play a drow. Visit Silverymoon or any other city with a high population of elves. Scream out "Where the white women at!?"

 

[Angcuru]

129. Give the BBEG a big, sloppy kiss. In the middle of combat.
130. Next time some dragon threatens to swallow you whole, squeal with glee and hug his nose, or his ankle, whichever is closer.
131. What is this armor you speak of?
132. Visit the temple of Bane. Cast Tasha's Hideous Uncontrollable Laughter on yourself.
133. Ask the DM "So......when are we gonna go fight this dragon?"
134. Wear sunglasses in the Temple of Pelor.
135. Walk down the street. Randomly decapitate a passerby. Keep walking like nothing happened.
136. Trust the DM.

 

[Halivar]

137. Go swimming in a fountain of youth. My character came out 10 years old. That sucked. Did I mention I was a lvl 10 fighter?

 

[Halivar]

Oh yeah, then...

138. Spend a week on a plane with accelerated time. I came out of there as a feeble old man. That sucked, too.