s/LaSH
First Post
Hm, let's think.
Kai from Lexx (easily modified): "His Divine Shadow has sent me to kill you." Then he, um, kills him.
"Step aside, mortals." In fact, call everyone mortals... it puts them off balance.
"Come into my parlour..."
"I'll burn your women and eat your houses!" Bonus points if he actually can.
And the importance of a good drawn-out belly laugh cannot be overstated. With formal opera training I'm fairly good at them myself, but I think anyone can get it right with practice. (There are also the distict categories of cackles, sardonic chortles, and insane giggles, but the Evil Laugh (tm) is the king of the crop. Bonus points if you get lightning to go off at the same time.)
Kai from Lexx (easily modified): "His Divine Shadow has sent me to kill you." Then he, um, kills him.
"Step aside, mortals." In fact, call everyone mortals... it puts them off balance.
"Come into my parlour..."
"I'll burn your women and eat your houses!" Bonus points if he actually can.
And the importance of a good drawn-out belly laugh cannot be overstated. With formal opera training I'm fairly good at them myself, but I think anyone can get it right with practice. (There are also the distict categories of cackles, sardonic chortles, and insane giggles, but the Evil Laugh (tm) is the king of the crop. Bonus points if you get lightning to go off at the same time.)