1001 Villain Sayings/Threats

[Sir Hawkeye]

"Me? Insane? I flail my mouthparts dismissively!"

"Adventurers, this is a golem. It solves problems. Golem, these are adventurers. they are a problem"

"If I were an idiot, I suppose I would feel compelled to annoy me too."

Slash-Slash-Slash-Slash-Bite-Buffet-Buffet-Tail Slap-Dead PC
-Meltakh the Pit Fiend Fighter.


And speaking of Evil Laughter:

"MWU-HOO-Hoo-Hoo-HA-Ha-ha-ha! Hoo-HA-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-Ha!"

 

[rounser]

After about 3 or 4 variations, I think we can safely say that the "rivers of blood/streets run red with blood/flood the world with blood" thing is a bit of a cliche...

 

[Azure Trance]

I agree with the red river analogy

• I am double the worst trouble you ever thought of.
• You know the risks, you don't have to be here. When it rains...you're gonna get wet.
• I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't talk to dead men.
• You can cut me, but you can't kill me.

 

[Psychotic Jim]

A few more: "Can you guys come back at a more convienient time? I am about to destroy the world here..."

"That's Tigger- T-I-Double-G-E-R!"

"Yeah- you may claim to be talented adventurerers- but can you pat your head and rub your belly at the same time?"

"Punish me if you will, for my hands are not clean. But deny me not my revenge!"
- Jander Sunstar, a quote from the Kargatane web-page

"You should not fear death- you should fear what I have in store for you afterwards!"

*demon devours a baby* "Ah, babies... the other other white meat."

"I do not bring death into the world; I merely speed up the process."

"The good thing about killing people at the drop of a hat is that I cannot be blamed for choosing who lives and who dies- I can blame that on the hat."

"I do not play God and create life- I merely give it form."

"Pain is bliss, and you're about to become the happiest people in the world."

 

[Knightfall]

"Adventurers, this is a golem. It solves problems. Golem, these are adventurers. they are a problem"

That's one is my favorite so far.

"Darkness has fallen and so have I." - for the fallen paladin.

"Don't fear evil... fear me. Evil won't torture you like I will."

"What is death to men like us? Hmm... ask yourself that. Death is but the beginning... I know... I've seen death, I've lived death, I've tasted it. Come and kiss my steel. Come experience!"

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!

KF72

 

[Knightfall]

More evil...

"Lies work so much better than the truth. People believe lies."

"Agony can be rapture if you want it to be."

"Sorrow is for the weak. I will not mourn your passing child."

"Villian? Seriously... why do the righteous insist on being heroes. They know nothing of sacrifice or heroics. They simply judge what they do not understand."

"Try explaining it to my sword!"

"Why has your God killed you? For once he set you in my path, he killed you. My sword is your God's sword now."

"I've lived my entire life in darkness. Evil does not come into the darkness. It fears my soul and my hand. And now... so shall you!"

 

[Negative Zero]

"hey laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!"

and

"i fart in your general direction!"

~NegZ

 

[s/LaSH]

"Kill one man, it is a tragedy. Kill a million, it is a statistic."
Stalin, from Command and Conquer: Red Alert.

"You and I, we are not mortals. We are gods. Why do you deny this?"
Rough paraphrase of Kain, from Soul Reaver; I'm not doing him justice here, I'm afraid, he's much cooler than that.

(And for some of the most suprisingly erudite buttonbashing I've ever seen, Soul Reaver and the other 3 Legacy of Kain games can't be beat. I've got to find me some scripts for those.)

 

[Black Omega]

"Kill one man, it is a tragedy. Kill a million, it is a statistic."
Stalin, from Command and Conquer: Red Alert.

Though in fairness this is a quote from Joseph Stalin simply used in the game.

 

[WayneLigon]

paraphrased from an early Cerebus :
"It's not easy being crazy and evil at the same time."

"You didn't destroy their crops?"
"Why should I? I'm trying to devise a method for destroying the universe."
"Isn't that a bit extreme?"
"I prefer to think of it as suicide on a somewhat grander scale."