1001 Villain Sayings/Threats

s/LaSH · Feb 8, 2003

Hm, let's think.

Kai from Lexx (easily modified): "His Divine Shadow has sent me to kill you." Then he, um, kills him.

"Step aside, mortals." In fact, call everyone mortals... it puts them off balance.

"Come into my parlour..."

"I'll burn your women and eat your houses!" Bonus points if he actually can.

And the importance of a good drawn-out belly laugh cannot be overstated. With formal opera training I'm fairly good at them myself, but I think anyone can get it right with practice. (There are also the distict categories of cackles, sardonic chortles, and insane giggles, but the Evil Laugh (tm) is the king of the crop. Bonus points if you get lightning to go off at the same time.)

Stone Angel · Feb 8, 2003

Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

Is this from The Crow. anyway that villain was awesome.

Few things villains would say.

Bar fighting villain
-How about you ram your face into my fist for a while

Any other villain
-The floor would be much more pretty decorated in your
blood and organs
-My sword is thirsty, come let it drink of you
-Ready for it, cause here comes the pain
-Yes come get slaughtered because I said so!

Sometimes it is best when villains say nothing, especially when he has already defeated the party. I.E: Party is tied up, door opens, villain walks in, slices one members throat, villain leaves.

I love the 1001 threads

sunbeam60 · Feb 8, 2003

Everlasting classic: "You and I are not so different."

regards
Toft

Arken · Feb 8, 2003

s/LaSH said:
"Step aside, mortals." In fact, call everyone mortals... it puts them off balance.

Brilliant Idea!

That'll definitely freak out my players

I'll have to think of one now just so this post has a purpose as it were

"Ahh! (chooses hero) And how is your mother? (Use a tone that suggests there is a definite possibility she could be in a certain villain's evil torture chamber

)"

rounser · Feb 8, 2003

"And I would have gotten away with it - if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
"How about we settle this the old-fashioned way."
"I'll grind your bones to make my bread!"
"Next time, Gadget. Next time!"
"My hate of d02 know no limit."

Mark Chance · Feb 8, 2003

More (Unnumbered!)...

"I'm gonna hit you with so many lefts you'll beg for a right!"

My half-orc PC's guiding aphorism: "Fear of Gruumsh is the beginning of strength."

He was also fond of: "Blood is thicker than water...and twice as sweet."

A fiction favorite: "Blood and souls for Arioch!"

Inspired by Lady MacBeth: "Dark devils, give me the strength to wallow in the entrails of these, my enemies!"

Ulrick · Feb 8, 2003

"Let him contemplate this on the Tree of Woe. Crucify him."

"Your white flesh excites me so."

"I am invinicible!" (Boris from Goldeneye!)

"Smile. God loves you. And I'm God."

"This town needs an anema!"

"Never rub another man's rubarb."

"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, wouldja?"

"Haven't ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

"I'm glad yer dead. He he he!"

"Life's a bitch--now so am I!"

shadow · Feb 8, 2003

"Thou shalt regret thy coming here! For thou shalt surely be dead. And I shall dine upon thine innards!"

(This quote came from one of those Dragon Warrior games.)

Kilmore · Feb 8, 2003

"I am your father."

"No, I take it back. I could never have a annoying pimple-faced brat like you."

"In fact, you kinda look like that inbred cretin your momma let stay out in the cow shed seventeen years ago."

Nifft · Feb 8, 2003

"This town needs an enema -- OF BLOOD!"

"When you meet your god, tell him I spit in his face!"

"You are but twigs in the flood -- OF BLOOD!"

"I ask a boon: keep warm for me a place in Hell!"

"Little pebbles, you cannot stop the avalance -- OF SKULLS!"

"More insects buzzing at mighty [Villain Name]?"

"Those you love most will be the first to die."

"Eat flaming death, [PC Race] scum!"

-- Nifft