50 reasons LOTR sucks

[derverdammte]

Apologies if it's been posted before, but I ran across this on Grouse today and thought it was hilarious...

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

 

[Mark]

Originally from the 50 reasons:
Thank you, Peter Jackson. Thank you right to Hell.

 

[Azure Trance]

I like the Interviews section.

 

[Breakstone]

Hyuk hyuk hyuk...

Not quite what I expected...

 

[derverdammte]

I like the Interviews section.

Damn, I didn't look at those. They rock. Thanks for pointing them out...

 

[Archibald Theocliste]

Originally quoted from 50 reasons why LotR sucks

Homage or theft?

The wise old wizard character was stolen from Harry Potter.
The concept of the violent dwarf was based on Al Pacino.
The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.

I couldn't stop laughing at these ones.

 

[MadMartigan]

I like those the most





7.Racism.
Percentage of protagonists in Fellowship who are white: 100. Meanwhile the black antagonists and their black crow spies and their black glass seeing ball inhabit their black towers and perform black magic. Gosh, I wonder if there's some symbolism there?



25.Propaganda.
The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay.


Great stuff

 

[ThePsionicist]

1) This was extremely hilarious. 2) I can't believe that so many people in that forum are A) So incredibly ill mannered and B) So stupid as not to realize it's a joke... Very amusing, thanks for the link.

 

[Zarthon]

ROFL

 

[Wicht]

Not quite what I expected...

Nor I